THUNDER HANDS
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:25 PM
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Poll question: Which Is More Painful (a question for both men and women) |
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If you had to imagine, since you can only have one or the other...
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:27 PM
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1. blue balls only bother me once in a while, but menstrual cramps |
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bug me at least 12 times a year!
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:29 PM
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Riding a bike and standing up on the pedals and the chain breaks?
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Wed Feb-25-04 05:24 PM
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30. He said "BLUE" balls, not red-hot screaming balls... |
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Even after 30 years, I'm still hesitant to get out of the saddle and stand on a climb. I can still feel it!
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:30 PM
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3. PMS is monthly and more difficult to relieve. |
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:32 PM
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6. Don't tell MrGrumpy that... |
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:31 PM
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4. Blue balls are easy to fix |
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:31 PM
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:34 PM
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7. you learn something new here everyday |
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thanks for the link. I always wondered what the condition was, and never thought to search the term.
Huh... cool...
Thanks :)
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THUNDER HANDS
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:35 PM
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I'd imagine it's not as painful for a woman to walk or sit down if she has blue balls, or blue ovaries, or whatever it is you would call vasocongestion.
Right?
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:38 PM
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The link indicates that the pain would involve the vulva, so I assume that walking and sitting might be uncomfortable, but not having any first-hand knowledge, I couldn't tell ya.
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:55 PM
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14. Yeah, just ask Ann Coulter. |
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I'll bet she hasn't gotten any in a long time.
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:56 PM
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and from having had both ...i say pms far worse
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:35 PM
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9. The actual period is more of a hassle |
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than PMS, so I guess I'll have to go with blue balls.
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:44 PM
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simply grab the bumper of the nearest truck and try your absolute best to lift it off the ground. I call it frustration dispersement.
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:48 PM
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a pelvic exam checking for cervical cancer, or a digital rectal exam checking for prostate cancer ? experienced responses only, please.
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:55 PM
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15. Actually some ob-gyns do rectal exams too |
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...as part of the pelvic exam - its a way to examine the back side of the uterus for lumps/cysts.
Care to have both a pelvic AND a rectal exam in the same sitting and then complain about being a guy ??
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:03 PM
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20. And, we have a vote for the combined exam.... |
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although you really need a prostate gland and an inexperienced examiner for that frisson as they figure out just how much pressure they need to apply.
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:54 PM
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13. Dude, whassamatta ? Can't get a date ? |
THUNDER HANDS
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:59 PM
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17. I don't know what it is |
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I was with her last night and got it. Now she just popped in my office for two seconds and I got it again.
This is staggeringly painful.
ow ow ow ow ow
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:02 PM
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19. Dude...find an empty bathroom... |
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or something and deal with it so we don't have to listen to you whine. ;-)
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:06 PM
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21. excuse me, I'm in pain here! |
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I'm easing myself into seats like I'm sitting on a bed of nails. I'm all hunched over. Walking is about as fun as being punched in a crotch by a powerlifting midget.
This is *not* fun.
:(
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:33 PM
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22. All because you want a piece of a** ? |
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:36 PM
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24. That was not a joke... |
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go and *coughcough* "take matters into your own hands". Sheesh. Simple solution. This ain't exactly rocket science we're talking about. :eyes:
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:41 PM
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25. No kidding - you've got a built in solution to your problem. |
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Heck, you've even got your own built in fantasy. Sheesh!
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Wed Feb-25-04 04:07 PM
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27. The Solution Never Worked For Me |
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I'd relieve myself but I'd still ache for quite a while...:shrug: Go figure...
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Wed Feb-25-04 02:59 PM
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:35 PM
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23. I think male PMS is probably more painful |
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Wed Feb-25-04 03:59 PM
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26. PMS and cramps are not the same thing |
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Cramps can be really, really bad. Imagine an attaack of cramping diarrhea, only you can't get rid of the pain.
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Wed Feb-25-04 04:56 PM
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28. Add horrific backache to the equation and you've got it nailed... |
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