Two cute young Mormon youths just...

[skooooo]

...rang my doorbell. I answered and politely told them that I "wasn't interested."

Then they asked if there was anything they could do for me.

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:tinfoilhat:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. I nearly killed two of them on bikes this morning.

I love the Mormon boys working on their missions. They are always sweet and polite.
Duckie

[OmahaBlueDog]

2. Seriously, if you're willing to hear their pitch...

I've heard they'll help clean gutters, move woodpiles...all kinds of fun tasks.

[Haole Girl]

3. Oh no...

that is mean.

Of course, I had something completely different in mind.

But I'm sure I'm the only one who thought that.

:evilgrin:

[skooooo]

5. ..lol..

You never know!

[lildreamer316]

10. Nope, I thought it too.

But I ususally have a really dirty mind...hence the profession choice. :)

[Haole Girl]

15. Thanks

Good to know I'm not the only one! lol

[CreekDog]

19. well they aren't allowed to be without the other missionary

OMG. what were you thinking??? :spank:

[skooooo]

4. Well..I'll remember that.

They were very polite.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Yes. They can be very nice. I once had some nice young girls

offer to bless my home. I said what the heck and let them.

[skooooo]

7. Just strange seeing a total lack of cynicism.

[MsTryska]

8. I'd have worked on that....

int he best way possible of course.

[skooooo]

9. lol...

I don't reveal all my thoughts..lol.

[MsTryska]

13. perverting mormons....

after watching Latter Days, i think it should be one's mission

[keroro gunsou]

24. i managed to

talk them into sitting around and watching a packer game with me... needless to say, religion was not on their minds.... lovely girls too :D

too bad they were denver fans... oh well, nobody's perfect.

[bertha katzenengel]

11. You should've asked them to cut up the dead tree in the backyard for firewood.

[undeterred]

12. I think its a good experience, honestly.

I volunteered for a congressional candidate 2 years ago who had been a mormon missionary. (He's still a mormon, though a progressive one.) He was really comfortable talking to anyone and everyone and knocking on doors and always very polite.

He was a terrific candidate, and honestly if I had to think of an experience that would be a good prep for running for office later in life, that would be it!

[skooooo]

20. For sure ..

..it would help them to develop good social skills.

[Parche]

14. Were They In The Missionary Position?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[TrogL]

16. I put two of them to work moving furniture

They were glad to do it and left without any proselytizing.

[skooooo]

18. It's good to know that..

...I had no idea what they were talking about when they asked what they could do for me. Well, they are nice people I guess.

[FloridaJudy]

17. I would have asked them to sweep my porch

But they never even try to convert me any more. There are dozens in this complex, and they always great me politely when I walk the dog, but I think that honking big statue of Quan Yin next to my door and the Tibetan prayer flags have made their point.

[eShirl]

21. bow chik-ka bow bow

[Schema Thing]

22. That'd be a good band name

Two Cute Mormon Youths


or

Too Cute Mormon Youths

[sakabatou]

23. I give them this spiel

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=200