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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:21 PM
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Is your head on straight?
People ask me that all the time. "Is your head on straight." What's the deal? How can I check? And what if it's not on straight then what the hell I am supposed to do. I mean I can't very well be walking around with a crooked or slanted head. So is their a procedure for getting your head on straight? And if so how much does it cost. Is it very evasive, or can I get it done in less than an hour. I mean there must be a way for me to check and make sure my head is on straight. This could be very embarrassing?

:shrug:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:24 PM
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1. Are you a musician?
Edited on Sun Aug-31-08 11:24 PM by GoddessOfGuinness
If so, you can rest assured that your head is not on straight. :crazy:
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:29 PM
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4. I am definitely not musician. n/t
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:24 PM
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2. does medical insurance cover it?
straightening I mean, .. what if you have no insurance? :shrug:


:hi:
aA
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:30 PM
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5. Not sure. I would think no
It would be considered cosmetic or corrective surgery. My HMO is a bunch of cheap bastards so I would be screwed.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:26 PM
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3. I'm lucky, mine's attached.
But if it wasn't... who knows where I'd leave it?
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:55 PM
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6. Thank goodness that the head cannot be detached
Imagine all the people that would chose to walk around headless. It is frightening to imagine.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:57 PM
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7. Imagine all the republicans who would lose theirs up their own *&%.
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-31-08 11:58 PM
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8. Very true.
A fail safe for republicans.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 12:02 AM
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9. My grandmother's wasnt- she had torticollis so it was always turned to the left 90 degrees
She could hold it in place for driving and such though.

One of these days I'm going to go trick or treating as my grandmother to my mom's house. All I'll need is to wear a bad wig, turn my head to the side and carry around a vodka over and a pack of marlboro lights everywhere I go.
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 12:10 AM
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10. That is funny
When you go take pictures I have to see that.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 12:12 AM
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11. If people keep asking you
then probably not.
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npk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 12:15 AM
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12. Radical you are probbly right
It gets asked more and more these days. I may have to come to accept that fact.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 02:04 AM
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13. Go to the ER - tell them you think your head is on crooked
Edited on Mon Sep-01-08 02:05 AM by old mark
and you are very worried about it.

They will be happy to help you.

Best if you do this around 3 AM. It will make them happier still.


mark
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-01-08 02:09 AM
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14. No, I bisexual so it's not straight at all.
buffy/
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