I suck.

[Writer]

Sincerely,

~Writer, Suckage Maximus~

[elshiva]

1. I suck more.

buffy/

[Writer]

2. No way... you do NOT suck as much as I suck.

I suck so much, China emerges through my living room floor.

[elshiva]

3. I suck even more

I sucked the whole population of China dry.



buffy/

[Writer]

4. Oh yeah?

Well I suck so much that fighting has ceased, wars have abated, and the entirety of mankind is incredibly relaxed.

[elshiva]

5. So mankind is dead because of you?

I suck out brains as well.



buffy/

[Writer]

6. I didn't KILL anyone, trust me.

I just suck. Like really, really suck.

[elshiva]

7. The suckage is stronger with me, hon.

SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK

SUCK IN THE WHOLE EARTH



buffy/

[Radical Activist]

8. wow

at the point of reading this i realize how much i need a good

:freak:

[elshiva]

9. A good freak?

:shrug: Why?

buffy/
Yeah, I suck so much that...

[mwooldri]

10. Sorry. Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. nt.

[Solon]

11. Only at spelling!

Oh, and...other things. ;)

:P

[elshiva]

12. Hello, newbie.

Welcome to DU! :toast: I look forward to getting to know you. ;) :hug:

buffy/

[Redbear]

13. But. we love you

so who cares.

[Symarip]

14. If you suck that bad

Can you please move to Arizona and keep California from floating off?

[Parche]

15. So Does Monica

:rofl:

I feel your pain

:hi: :hug: