I want to be famous on the internet. To overcap it, proudly, like a glorious shit-sprouted mushroom

[jpgray]

As the Lounge has -never- given anyone poor advice, I will accept conceptual ideas for my path to ascendancy in this thread.

[Richardo]

1. Get a cup and two spoons....

[underpants]

6. or a cup and two girls

:puke:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Do anything stupid and record it on video and post it on Youtube.

Or release a very bad rap video on the internet.

[Iggo]

7. Aw, c'mon fuckin' guy! (n/t)

[DS1]

3. If Sexman can do it, you can too!

:thumbsup:

[SOteric]

4. Would you be willing to settle for glorious, shit-sprouted infamy?

Because I've got an effective plan for that. You may have it royalty free.

All you need to do is post a bunch of viral videos about how badly abused you are and/or how horrible your life is. Wait until a horde of well-wishers are suckered into pity over your every random gas pain, and then leak it to the blogosphere that these videos are all fakes.

Your name will be a household word in a hot, sweaty heartbeat. Your progenitors will be speculated upon in unflattering ways around every watercooler in North America. You'll be the subject of mega-post flamewars in GD. You might even have an item devoted to you on Slate, Fark and the Onion.

[jpgray]

8. That's close enough

[MrCoffee]

5. What is this internet thing you're referring to?

I'm interested and would like to learn more.