LeftyFingerPop
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Tue Sep-02-08 01:37 PM
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Here is what actually happened |
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John McCain: I would like the Mayor of Canada to be my running mate.
Campaign Manager: Sir, Canada is a country, and as such, does not have a mayor.
JM: Don't touch my hair, you fucking trollop...
CM: Senator, please....
JM: Oh, sorry...
JM: How about the President of Alaska?
CM: Pardon me Senator?
JM: How about if I ask the President of Alaska to be my running mate?
CM: Sir, Alaska is a state and does not have a president.
JM: But Alaska is in Canada, right?
CM: Um, no sir, Alaska is part of the US.
JM: No no no! Look at the map! It is part of Canada!
CM: No sir, it is close to canada, but not part of it.
JM: SQUINT YOUR EYES UP YOU TROLLOP! SQUINT YOUR EYES LIKE I AM DOING! DOESN'T ALASKA LOOK LIKE IT IS PART OF CANADA????
CM: (sigh) Yes Senator...
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Fire Walk With Me
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Tue Sep-02-08 01:40 PM
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1. Except for him later declaring war on the Empire of Alaska, I'd say that this is |
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the best likely candidate for "what happened".
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Tue Sep-02-08 01:43 PM
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Dr. Strange
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Tue Sep-02-08 01:56 PM
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3. I have to say philboy... |
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I appreciate your willingness to go undercover into McCain's campaign to bring us this information. You do a much better job than that Manny Bothanz did. Don't get yourself killed like Manny did.
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:10 PM
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4. Now it all makes sense n/t |
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:12 PM
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Redstone
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:20 PM
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6. Damn funny. Especially given how it could be bushyboy or McSame, and |
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would be equally believable in either case.
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Doug.Goodall
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Wed Sep-03-08 05:03 AM
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7. John McCain knows Alaska is part of the United States, he was there when we bought it , |
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