taterguy
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Tue Sep-02-08 02:08 PM
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Post questions you couldn't answer if you ever got vetted |
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I'll start:
Why the hell did you go sledding naked? And then post pics of it on the Internet?
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Tue Sep-02-08 02:57 PM
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1. how many people have naked pics of you? |
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how many people have you slept with?
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taterguy
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Tue Sep-02-08 03:19 PM
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3. Please provide the Lounge with copies of said pics so we can judge for ourselves |
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:38 PM
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8. Thank you for your questions. I welcome your questions and the opportunity to answer them... |
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(Politician talk... :P )
1. One. 2. More than ten, fewer than twenty.
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La Lioness Priyanka
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Tue Sep-02-08 02:57 PM
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Edited on Tue Sep-02-08 02:58 PM by lionesspriyanka
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Tue Sep-02-08 04:05 PM
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4. The conversation may go something like... |
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...this:
Vetter: Sir, how many women have you slept with.
Vetee: Wow. A lot. I honestly don't know how many, though.
Vetter: Ballpark?
Vetee: Oh, way less than a ball park!
(Yes, I stole it from that TV show. So sue me!)
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taterguy
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Tue Sep-02-08 04:23 PM
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5. Remember when Biden got knocked out of the 1988 race for plagiarism? |
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Consider yourself off my short list
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:41 PM
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Wed Sep-03-08 07:09 AM
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16. If there was a race for plagiarism, wouldn't Biden have won? |
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:29 PM
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6. If vetted by the GOP, I wouldn't have good answers for |
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questions like "what's your position on abortion / gay marriage / religion."
If vetted by Dems, I wouldn't pass after being asked my stance on guns.
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:36 PM
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7. What were you doing during the 1985-1986 academic year? |
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:shrug:
I have no idea. Do you?
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:40 PM
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9. It'd be a shorter list of questions that I'd pass with. |
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:41 PM
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10. "How did you learn to do that with your tongue?" |
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Tue Sep-02-08 05:42 PM
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12. Have you ever camped out on a Marijuana farm? |
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Wed Sep-03-08 05:07 AM
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13. Have you ever lied to your mother |
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Have you ever smoked alcohol
What do you do when you drop a big load in the toilet, and there is no toilet paper
Have you ever watched your parents 'make it'
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Wed Sep-03-08 05:17 AM
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14. Do you actually spend time on DU and think they're all your "buddies"? |
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Grow up. Get real. :eyes:
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Wed Sep-03-08 06:29 AM
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15. Do you remember 1982? |
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Whole thing's a blur. Sorry.
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Wed Sep-03-08 07:09 AM
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17. Have you ever *inhaled*? |
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My personal life... for a decent person it's rather colorful. I'm never running for any office!
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