I think margarine reproduces in the refrigerator

[1gobluedem]

I just cleaned mine out and I found FIVE boxes. Where did it all come from?

I also found a jar of pickle relish with an expiration date of 2000. It's history now.

[Doug.Goodall]

1. Have you noticed beer is the exact opposite, it just vanishes without a trace

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. We had a magic beer fridge.

Just when we thought we were out of beer, my husband would stand before it and say,"Ohhhh Magic Beer Fridge, find us a beer." and, I kid you not, more times than not there would be one lying there behind the Arm and Hammer baking soda.

[1gobluedem]

3. My fridge, alas, does NOT manufacture beer

However, given last night's discovery, I AM seriously thinking of opening a discount margarine outlet.

MrsG, sounds like I need to visit you sometime! I like the idea of a magic beer fridge.

[kentauros]

4. I wish mine would do that with the Smart Balance.

Alas, that is not the case...