Why did Sarah Palin call her baby Trigonometry?

[zanne]

Or is it Trigger?

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Because she is fucking bizarre. n/t

[southpaw]

2. Probably short for Trigger

Track... 'cuz I likes ta hunt!

Bristol... 'cuz it sounds like pistol!

Trig... like tha trigger on ma 30.06!

fucking redneck.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Your sig pic

is hypnotic... :thumbsup:

[SOteric]

3. Likely,

It's the only way she'll ever be able to say she knows Trigonometry well.

[regularguy]

4. Because Polynomial would be a weird name.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. She was going to name him Drag, as in "What a drag."

But she figured it wouldn't go over well with the press.

[jobycom]

7. Because Algebra sounded Muslim.

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. But...Arabs invented the zero!

We have to fight them over there so that we don't have to..something...math...over here!

[Critters2]

21. Algebra. Reason enough to hate the Muslims. nt

[jobycom]

26. meh. They stole it from the Hindi. nt

[bmbmd]

8. It was a sine

from God.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Grrrrr...

:spank:

[Sabriel]

13. I secant that emotion. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

11. Nice post, but...

I think we're getting off on a tangent.

[jobycom]

12. Oh come, on, it was acute name. nt

[Dr. Strange]

14. I'm not sure what your point is.

Are you deliberately being obtuse?

[jobycom]

15. I ain't line. That name's as American as apple pi.

[bmbmd]

16. No-

just oblique.

[TZ]

17. You are such a square, dude....

Are you angling for a compliment?:D

[keroro gunsou]

18. there's...

an angle i never considered...

bmbmd, talent on loan... but cosined by god. :D

[bmbmd]

19. Cosined?

Nice derivative.

[keroro gunsou]

20. tried to work

the geometry of pun gamut... but alas... i was still obtuse. :evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Cuz Algebra had too many letters. n/t

[southerncrone]

23. She just went out on a tangent.

Maybe God told her to. :evilgrin:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

24. Because Calculus is too weird a name.

[datasuspect]

25. the next three will be Number Theory, Combinatorics,

and Permutation

[snailly]

27. I can understand Trig, odd as it is but Track?

Someone please explain that one.