LeftyFingerPop
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Sat Sep-06-08 11:07 AM
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring..... |
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Sarah Palin: Hello?
John McCain: Governor Palin?
SP: Yes.
JM: This is Senator John Mccain.
SP: Hello Senator!
JM: Hello. The reason I'm calling is to ask you to be my running mate.
SP: Why of course Senator! I would be honored!
JM: Honored for what?
SP: To be your running mate, sir.
JM: Are you touching my fucking hair?
SP: Pardon me senator?
JM: Are you of Polish descent?
SP: No sir, why do you ask?
JM: Your last name "Alaska"...it sounds Polish.
SP: Sir, my last name is "Palin"
JM: DON'T DISRESPECT ME YOU TROLLOP!!!!
SP: Sir...
JM: STAND UP! STAND UP! STAND UP!
SP: Senator McCain...
JM: Where's my fucking wife? Probably out buying makeup...
SP: Um, Senator...
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Sat Sep-06-08 11:42 AM
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Sat Sep-06-08 07:58 PM
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2. Maybe this thread will get more play with the altered night crew. |
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Sat Sep-06-08 08:00 PM
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3. I have wireless lan and am reading this while i sit on the shitter! |
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