This complete douchebag came through my checkout line today

[MrCoffee]

He had this can of EZ-Cheeze and was stumbling and slurring his speech, going on and on about how he needed the "gourmet shit for my Ritz crackers!"

He stunk of Mad Dog 20/20, and was such a dickhead that I lied and told him we have a $10 minimum on credit card purchases. He staggered back to the frozen foods section, put the EZ-Cheeze on top of a frozen pizza, and left, mumbling something about spreading the "news of his civil rights violation on the interwebs".

What an assbag.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Aw, that's sweet.

You wuv him with all your wittle heart, doncha?

[MrCoffee]

5. He was such a cuddly-wuddly drunky-poo.

[flvegan]

2. Elitist.

[MrCoffee]

4. Palinite.

[TZ]

3. Oh, snap!

Waiting for the comeback..:popcorn: :rofl:

[MrCoffee]

6. He'll just edit it later like a sissy.

[redqueen]

7. My leg hurts.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

8. Staggered out to the parking lot,

got into his car, and drove away.

God help us all.

[DS1]

9. What kind of west coast salad tosser eats Ritz?

That person is clearly a menace to society

[MrCoffee]

10. He kept screaming "I'm the Mavrick!" on his way to his Vespa.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Bush visited your store? WOW!

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I bet it was the same asshole who tried to bring Taco Bell into a middle school.

These knuckle draggers have no sense of decency at all.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Not cool.

The dude just wanted gourmet shit for his Ritz crackers. Who are you to deny him his simple pleasure? Let him have some gourmet shit, MrCoffee. Let him have his gourmet shit!

[Skittles]

14. you want I should kick some douchebag ass, MrCoffee?

or your ass for denying the douchebag gourmet shit for his Ritz crackers?