ghostsofgiants
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Sat Sep-06-08 06:07 PM
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Customer: "I do networking for a living, just tell me if my modem is okay..." |
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Me: "Yeah, it looks fine, but it looks like it needs a powercycle, it's been up for 18+ days..." Customer: "Well, powercycle it for me!" Me: "Well, you just go ahead and unplug the power..." Customer: "Listen, I know how to powercycle, I'm not even in the state right now!"
Read the customer's voice in the most arrogant "I know everything" voice you possibly can. Apparently I am now supposed to be capable of remote viewing the location of my customers. He decided he had to go anyway, so I win.
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billyskank
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Sat Sep-06-08 06:10 PM
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1. Can't you just say "on screen" like they do in Star Trek? |
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I always thought that was the best thing ever. I'd so use that for looking in the ladies' changing rooms.
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Sat Sep-06-08 06:10 PM
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2. Still at that job, huh? |
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I would not be able to take some of those people. I would just hang up on them.
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ghostsofgiants
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Sat Sep-06-08 06:12 PM
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3. I've been here over a year, haven't hung up on a person yet. |
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Edited on Sat Sep-06-08 06:13 PM by primate1
Most people are amazed when I tell them that, haha. Going to part time for school soon. Need to use some of my spare time then to find something less moronic.
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