absyntheNsugar
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:47 PM
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"What do gay people eat for breakfast?" |
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This is the question I got from my 8 year old niece who's staying with us for a while. How do you answer that question? I said "Corn Flakes" but honestly, you never really expect those kinds of questions....
Should I expect left field questions when my kid, Baby Nate, turns 8?
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:49 PM
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1. Small children, feces, . . . |
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. . just the usual things an abomination eats, I guess
Sorry, feeling pretty disgusted with life today.
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:50 PM
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Edited on Wed Feb-25-04 08:50 PM by Kamika
puppies for brunch
edit: THIS IS A JOKE OMG
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:50 PM
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3. this could get very naughty |
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but I would say yes, you will get some crazy questions from the little tyke. Like why do you always drink that horrible green stuff and then look very happy?
:toast:
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absyntheNsugar
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:51 PM
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4. Um...it's scope...yeah thats it! |
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Uncle likes fresh breath!
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:51 PM
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You wanna make sure he behaves...tell em that answer!
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Wed Feb-25-04 08:55 PM
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Nothing Mr. Bush took that right away from them as well. They all starve so that Mr. bush wont be afraid of their energy.
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:01 PM
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7. First thing that popped into my head: |
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:14 PM
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8. Hardy Har Har... Very Funny!! -- Oh My Gay Stars!! |
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No... seriously... I mean it!!! VERY Funny!!
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:20 PM
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:22 PM
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10. ...with homo-genized milk! |
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:25 PM
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13. I'm About To Wet My Pants!!! I Can't Take It Anymore. HA HA HA HA!!! |
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Wed Feb-25-04 10:53 PM
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17. You and new_beawr are TOO Funny! |
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I am glad I at least managed to squeak in a laugh before my day ends!
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Wed Feb-25-04 10:58 PM
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:25 PM
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12. Aaaaah!! You're Killing Me!!!! LOL!! |
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:22 PM
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11. Any damn thing they please! |
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:39 PM
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14. Gay-torade and twinkies! |
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:45 PM
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15. NO NO NO!!! Stop It... You've Got Me In Tears!!! A ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! |
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Wed Feb-25-04 11:01 PM
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20. Okay, that one was funny! |
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To coin a phrase: DYN-OH-MITE!!!!!
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Wed Feb-25-04 09:59 PM
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16. Oh, brother. Some of these responses are just plain offensive. |
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Sorry folks - but please don't tell me to get a sense of humor. This all seems pretty harmless but it reveals something about cultural biases.
IMHO, some of the above posts are offensive. Consider for a moment, making "clever breakfast puns" regarding Jews, Christians, women, African-Americans, immigrants, etc. and you'll see what I mean.
Just my 2 cents.
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Wed Feb-25-04 10:57 PM
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18. Well, there's some gays participating |
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I guess I'm one now. :) I don't find it offensive.
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Wed Feb-25-04 11:12 PM
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That changes everything. Okay, off to search for my sense of humor...
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Wed Feb-25-04 11:18 PM
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23. When you find your sense of humor, see if mine is somewhere close |
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Cause I don't think this thread is funny at all either.
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Wed Feb-25-04 11:08 PM
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21. Married heterosexuals |
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Wed Feb-25-04 11:21 PM
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24. 8 yr olds who ask too many questions |
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