Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

[baldguy]

Darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic.

A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.

"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last Monday on one side of the Rhea County Courthouse. The building was also the location of the famed "Scopes Monkey Trial" and is widely considered one of Darwinism's holiest sites. "Forgive me, O Charles, for ever doubting your Divine Evolution. After seeing this miracle of limestone pigmentation with my own eyes, my faith in empirical reasoning will never again be tested."

more:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin

Now isn't that silly?
:P

[Mutley]

1. That makes no sense.

Who do they think put it there? :silly:

[jobycom]

2. Didn't you read it?

"Over millions of successive generations, a specific subvariant of one species of slime mold adapted to this particular concrete wall, in order to one day form this stain, and thus make manifest this vision of Darwin's glorious countenance," Cosgrove said, overcome with emotion.

[jobycom]

3. "It's a stain on a wall, nothing more,"

said the Rev. Clement McCoy, a professor at Oral Roberts University and prominent opponent of evolutionary theory. "Anything else is the delusional fantasy of a fanatical evolutionist mindset that sees only what it wishes to see in the hopes of validating a baseless, illogical belief system."

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Looks kinda like a zombie pirate stain.

I can see the Darwin resemblance a little I guess.

(The Onion rules, haha.)

[CreekDog]

5. This is proof from God that Darwin is right

i think. :crazy: