I'm Spartacus. - Democratic Underground

crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:32 AM
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I'm Spartacus.

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:37 AM
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1. Tommy, do you like to watch gladiaor movies? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:38 AM
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2. Tommy?

No, I'm Spartacus.

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:47 AM
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3. No you're not I am Spartacus

Edited on Tue Sep-09-08 02:47 AM by gbrooks

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:48 AM
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4. No.

I am Spartacus.

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:54 AM
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6. No your not. You're Marcus Publius Glabrus. Ya poser.

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:55 AM
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7. Shut up, Crassus.

Don't make me call Pompey over here.

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:58 AM
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9. Who are you to talk Antoninus. Say do you want a back massage? You know you do.

Edited on Tue Sep-09-08 02:59 AM by gbrooks

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:59 AM
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10. can we kill some slaves first?

I just bought a new pike and I really want to use it.

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:00 AM
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11. Only if you use your trident, you savage.

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:06 AM
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12. Who are you calling savage?

At least I know when to wear a toga and when to wear a sagum, you piece of Estruscan trash.

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jeff30997

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:13 AM
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13. Hey!Hey! Calm down...

I just came back from Gaul crossing the Rubicon and what do I find back here in Rome sweet Rome ?

A bunch of kids I tell ya !

Now get out of my way!

I decided to become Dictator and from now on I shall

be known as Chimprius Shrubium.

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:16 AM
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15. So you just decided to be Dictator

Well, maybe I didn't want to be called Spartacus, but its not something I could just decide. Maybe I wanted to be called Janice. Maybe I wanted to open a flower shop in Olympia.. but no.... I had to go and get stolen and made into a slave. And this is the thanks I get for saving your ass?

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jeff30997

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:25 AM
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17. Yes,of course...

Guards! Take him out for a good old fashion whipping!

Lol.Hey I have to go to bed now so goodnight crimsonblue.Thanks for the fun.:)

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:16 AM
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14. Who are you calling Etruscan trash you... you... Sicilian you.

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:18 AM
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16. Oh you didn't just go there.

The Gods don't even know you anymore. You're drunk, aren't you. Did you drink Ceres' brew again? How many times do I have to tell you not to.

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:32 AM
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18. You Cilician pirates are all the same, take the money and narc us to the Romans. Bunch of Mafiosi.

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crimsonblue

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Tue Sep-09-08 03:41 AM
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19. That's how I roll, bitch.

This is Sparta.

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jeff30997

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:51 AM
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5. I'm Diplodocus !

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Monk06

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Tue Sep-09-08 02:55 AM
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8. How's the air up there stretch?

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lost-in-nj

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Tue Sep-09-08 11:02 AM
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20. Well I am Agador Spartacus

and I don't wear shoes...

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lost

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SoxFan

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Tue Sep-09-08 11:09 AM
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21. I AM GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!

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