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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 12:36 PM
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I just wiped my nose on your lunch.
I put it back in the fridge just how you left it.

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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 12:38 PM
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1. Joke's on you!
I swapped my lunch for yours this morning!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 12:41 PM
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2. That wasn't my lunch. I just put a sticky with my name on turtlensue's lunch.
That's how I roll. Or that's how I lunch anyways.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 12:50 PM
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3. Ah! Now I see...
I was going to mention that you have some seriously screwed up tastes in condiments, but now it all makes sense.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 01:00 PM
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4. While you were doing that, I used your keyboard as a changing table...
someone brought in her cute but "productive" infant into the office today.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-08 01:03 PM
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5. Well, that explains why the keys are all sticky.
Infant + office = poopy smelling office.

I LOVE children, but boy do toddlers and infants smell. Especially if the parents aren't on top of the diaper situation that day.
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