Wetzelbill
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:10 AM
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Make up your own folksy campaign saying... |
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You know, like the "lipstick on a pig" thing that McCain and Obama and others use sometimes. Go ahead and make up your own folksy campaign saying, and it can be absolutely nonsensical.
I'll start:
If you want a duck to walk straight you don't quack on the other side of the pond.
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:16 AM
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1. You don't beat a mule with your best fishin' pole. |
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Edited on Fri Sep-12-08 10:17 AM by Rabrrrrrr
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:18 AM
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2. If it walks like a horse, sounds like a duck, and flies like a turtle, it's Kafkaesque |
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and that ain't Christian no how.
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:21 AM
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3. Sometimes it takes a real ass to clean up after an elephant. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:22 AM
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4. If yer gonna spit in the backard, you better be ready to make some brownies, |
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that's all I'm sayin', hyuck hyuck hyuck, I tell you that.
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:23 AM
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5. John McCain: Chose torture over being on American soil |
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Is that leadership we can trust?
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:26 AM
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7. ohhhh sorry that was more "grizzled" than folksy |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:24 AM
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6. Often you just need to grab a horse by the bull's horns. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:26 AM
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8. This campaign is serious as a hurricane telephone pole up the cornhole in a crackhouse |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:28 AM
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9. She's like a one-sided toaster working overtime on a rack of lamb |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:29 AM
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10. She's trying to update her John Deere mower with an invalid activation code |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:29 AM
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11. Taxes are like a poke in the eye, except I'd rather raise my eye than your taxes. |
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Ok, I scared myself on that one.
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:30 AM
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12. I see that vigorous mushroom stamps are back on the menu under Freedom Toast |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:31 AM
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13. Cleaner than a duck fart after a wire brush shower party |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:32 AM
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14. Orange Lightnin' and Uncle Festus make two things that don't have a q |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:33 AM
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15. My opponent runs around the issues like a chicken full of Ex-Lax |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:33 AM
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16. It ain't like pissin' a Franklin stove into a well-greased abattoir |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:33 AM
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17. Tastes like foie gras dipped in generic bbq sauce and looks like Hannah Montana ran through a PTO |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:34 AM
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18. I met tractors with more sense than those folks in Washington. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:35 AM
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19. Older than old man cock wrangler and slower than a tied up and chloroformed college girl |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:36 AM
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20. If you ain't gonna buck some bales, get the hell outta the field! |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:36 AM
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21. Felt like a bullet wound you could throw a cat through and bled like a stuck pork link in Bermuda |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:37 AM
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22. Duck Tape, it's fantastic! |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:37 AM
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23. Even dumber than donating to democracticunderground.com |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:37 AM
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24. You give a weasel enough bailin' twine, he'll hang hisself with it. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:38 AM
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25. And that's why you never let the hog outta the pen! |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:40 AM
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26. I don't know 'bout her politics, but she looks like she got whupped with a purty stick. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:40 AM
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27. If he got blood on the toe and shit on the heel it means he's got a knack for ass stompin |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:40 AM
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28. Can't run a chicken coop like'n it were an autonomous collective |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:41 AM
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29. Don't matter if the chicking or egg came first, I'm still having my abortion salad |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:41 AM
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30. And you can't balance the budget on two eggs in a hen house. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:42 AM
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31. Havin' a Rolex don't make ya a beekeeper. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:42 AM
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32. Went down like Japanese shit fountain scat porn at the bingo parlor for the deaf |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:43 AM
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33. If gubment ain't like that pond out back, well I don't know what the hell is! |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:44 AM
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34. He done swallowed the kernels and nuked his gut to make popcorn and blew himself up |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:44 AM
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35. Now their health care plan is older than my gramma's kick start vibrator. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:45 AM
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36. Ain't no worse than shooting 15 people at comcast billing support |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:46 AM
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37. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 10:47 AM
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38. Now my grandpappy never taught me no thing like that! |
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Fri Sep-12-08 11:41 AM
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39. Those folks in Washington are nuttier than a squirrel on Groundhog Day. |
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Labor Day, would also be a correct version.
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Fri Sep-12-08 11:49 AM
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40. McCain: Change that's not all black and such like. |
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Fri Sep-12-08 05:50 PM
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41. She's about as useful as an alan wrench at a bukkake party |
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Fri Sep-12-08 08:14 PM
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42. He reminds me of the time my dog caught a skunk |
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Fri Sep-12-08 08:16 PM
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43. With all the dead animals beside the road, there's no reason to be hungry |
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Fri Sep-12-08 08:19 PM
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44. Damndest thing 't happened since the hawgs et Grampaw. |
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Sat Sep-13-08 03:11 AM
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46. Don't wake up and smell the coffee |
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