I just had a 1 inch shard of plastic go under my toenail. Ask me anything.

[Taverner]

Ow.

[FloridaJudy]

1. Got any good meds?

If you do, I'd take 'em now.

[Taverner]

3. Ya know, the funny thing is it doesn't hurt

Just numb.

And this happened an hour ago.

[jeff30997]

2. Ouch!

When and how did it happened ? Must hurt like hell!

[Taverner]

5. The plastic runner for the office chair is starting to splinter

This was one such splinter.

It looks straight out of a horror movie, covered in spattered blood.

[Ikonoklast]

4. What is the mean distance of the moon Titan from the planet Saturn?

And what is its albedo?

[Taverner]

6. In what respect, Charlie?

[Ikonoklast]

9. Wow. You're good.

:rofl:

[Orrex]

7. Why in the world would you buy one of those fly-by-night home pedicure kits?

Which toe, by the way?

[Taverner]

10. Right Big One

It's all bandaged up, and my foot is getting really sore, but I can still walk.

Did I mention wifey and I are going out to see Margaret Cho tonight?

[Pierre.Suave]

8. OUCH

how on earth did that happen?

edit: nevermind, I read the thread and now I know.

Hope it does not hurt too bad.

[terrya]

11. No question.

I hope you and the toenail are doing better.

[Taverner]

12. No pain just soreness

It hurt for a millisecond when it happened, then it stopped feeling altogether

Is this bad?

[terrya]

13. I think that's normal.

I think there will be numbness after.

I'm NOT a doctor, though. :-(

[Aristus]

14. Did it hurt?

Oh well, it could have been worse; it could have been a TWO inch shard of plastic.

[Taverner]

15. For a second, when I screamed a girlie scream

Then it stopped

There's no shame in girlie screams are there?

[Aristus]

16. No, no shame. If you're a girl.

B-)

Just kidding; get better soon.