In honor of Palin's qualifications as a VP and as a human being, I am renaming the Ron Reagan

[Rabrrrrrr]

in my second bathroom to the Sarah Palin.

The Ron Reagan in my main bathroom will continue to be named Ron Reagan, since that is my primary, um, thing to, um, make deposits, leaving the Sarah Palin the secondary, um, thing to, um, make deposits in, which is only fitting, considering she is only running for VP and hasn't had a chance to do the kind of almost utterly unrepairable and evil damage to this country patriotic awesomeness that Reagan did.