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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:10 PM
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Someone gave me crabs...
But I don't like seafood.What should I do? :P
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:13 PM
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1. Make crabaid.
:shrug:
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Sidney J Mussburger Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:15 PM
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2. Give em to John McCain
He'll take any donation.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:27 PM
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3. Then I'll let them in a car trunk for a week...
Before sending them to him in a sealed container. :evilgrin:
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:31 PM
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4.  I didn't know those still existed!! n/t
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boilerbabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:36 PM
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5. Shave everything off and get Qwell?or Kwell?
most definitely shave, that will pretty much solve the first prob, then wash the shit out of everything you have, like bedsheets, etc. It used to be more of an epidemic back in the hairy '70s, I think...

No, you don't need to burn your apartment down, though. Just wash everything and shave..that should do it, I hope!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:01 AM
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10. Please see post #8. Sorry.But thanks for your concern.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:40 PM
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6. Go to as many public restrooms as possible.
Return the little buggers to their home.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:43 PM
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7. Give them to me!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Yum! I love crab! Dip it in butter--make crab cakes--crab dip--gumbo-bisque... There is no such thing as a crab dish I refuse to eat!


Can I have them if you don't want them any more? Please?



Laura
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:57 PM
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8. What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate...
Edited on Fri Sep-12-08 11:59 PM by jeff30997
It was a silly joke that backfired.I don't have STD or Sea crawling things either.

Sorry. :blush:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:00 AM
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9. You should put them on your coffee table for that authentic Alaskan look.
:rofl:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:02 AM
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11. Lol!
Good one. :rofl:
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