So, my fellow Canadian (Jon) and I decided white Americans are EXTRA square

[HEyHEY]

Both of us have been down there... we laugh at you guys tucking in T-shirts and letting your ties drop below the belt buckle (Special props to WIAH). And, yeah our decision as white Canadians is that white Americans are dorks.

[mcctatas]

1. News flash...

most white guys are dorks;)

[HEyHEY]

3. Honestly, not up here

Don't know why.

[mcctatas]

9. I don't know...

I met some dorky Canucks at the bar of the Holiday Inn near the Airport in Montreal...

[Monk06]

12. Airport Holiday Inns are not actually part of any country. And their customers are not human beans.

[EstimatedProphet]

51. Since when?

[Ava]

2. it sounds like you mean white american men

:P

[HEyHEY]

4. Yeah

[Sebastian Doyle]

5. I only tuck in my t shirt on formal occasions, and I don't even own a tie

Besides, Americans never produced...... this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3tOxEmapWA

[HEyHEY]

8. That's the best you can do? Dude! We came up with Brian Adams!

Oddly NOT cool here

[Sebastian Doyle]

10. Hey, at least I didn't bring Celine Dion into it.

Or Platinum Blonde :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Although I am not the Canadian Jon in question, I'll throw my support behind this.

[HEyHEY]

7. Yeah, otherwise CSIS will open a file.

[swag]

11. Your mania on the tee-shirt thing was v. amusing in Seattle.

[Monk06]

13. delete

[JVS]

14. As Canadians, you ought to be experts in squareness. It is your national past-time.

So why don't you go pick up some more tim-bits and settle down on the chesterfield.

[Monk06]

16. That's couch to you sofa boy. BTW we invented the stubby beer bottle what's your claim to fame?

[mcctatas]

17. Country music and NASCAR?

I'm not really helping our case here am I?

[Monk06]

18. Regarding country music Hank Snow and Stompin Tom Collins. But you got me on NASCAR

But we post real annoying vids on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsLdOJ0orS8

No even Rick Ashley isn't as annoying as this.

[HEyHEY]

24. Dude, oddly, we aren't square.

We're like North America's Europe. Come on, you've been to montreal

[JVS]

34. I've also been to London, Ontario and Windsor, Ontario

NO SALE

[HEyHEY]

49. Ontario isn't Canada

[JVS]

50. Ontario:Canada as Russia:Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

[HEyHEY]

52. Exactly. And by that standard you can't tell me

That Moscow and Warsaw are the same.

[HEyHEY]

53. Exactly. And by that standard you can't tell me

That Moscow and Warsaw are the same.

[JVS]

55. Warsaw? Poland wasn't part of the USSR.

Don't act like you're in a totally different place because you're in Minsk instead of Smolensk.

[HEyHEY]

56. Shit, sorry I meant Tallin - I'm hungover

[HEyHEY]

57. Different cultures, attitudes. We're a HUGE country, man

[Monk06]

59. London is where people from Brantford go to hide the fact they're from Brantford.

[Monk06]

15. Actually what we now call a tee shirt Mama Cass used to call a dress.

[bluesbassman]

19. Right.

Hey man, if that's what it takes to keep your spirits up there in the Great White North, more power to you.

[Monk06]

20. Cut HEyHEY some slack. He lives in Coal Harbour which is not a town or a place

so much as an idea for a real estate brochure.
If he lived off Davie St he wouldn't feel so
left out and angry.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HEyHEY]

30. Meh, not bad about anything... except that I live in Coal Harbour

FYI THANK CHRIST I'll be gone in November! :-)

[HEyHEY]

25. I have no worries, dork!

[billyskank]

21. I am so square you can use my edges to open envelopes.

:D

[S n o w b a l l]

22. Seriously? There's a difference?

From the pics I've seen there isn't anyway. But, I'm one of those that think MOST white guys are dorks. But, I respect your confidence. :)

[billyskank]

23. It's just swapping one uniform for another.

I think you can be cool/interesting/worthwhile while totally "white bread" on the exterior, because what's on the outer covering doesn't really matter anyway. Anybody who thinks it does is quite shallow.

Not that I think HEyHEY is like this. It is his wont to post provocatively and he doesn't mean everything he says.

[S n o w b a l l]

29. Oh, I know...

just giving the white guy a hard time. :)

[HEyHEY]

48. I certainly hope no one is actually offended - if so they've proven their squareness

[HEyHEY]

27. Swear to god, there is! n/t

[Zavulon]

26. Have some Kraft Dinner and leave us alone.

You don't even want to know the impression I got of Canadian males the last time I was in B.C.

[HEyHEY]

28. That we're rad?

Actuall... I'm not saying BC boys ain't douchebags, jerks, whatever.. just saying we aren't dorks

[Zavulon]

31. If that works for you, then sure.

I did see my share of dorklike life forms in BC, though. I don't know of a country, province or state which doesn't have its fair share of dorks. Young (sideways baseball caps, loose-fitting half-jeans which show underwear, fake jewelry which is half the weight of the wearer) and old (tucked-in T-shirts, usually too tight, a generous portion of pants which are at least two inches too short, and hats which went out during the disco era), there are dorks everywhere down here, but everywhere up there too (especially in Ontario, Alberta and among Quebec youth).

Just out of curiosity, in which state did you witness your most recent dorkfest?

[HEyHEY]

44. Illinois

[Zavulon]

63. Oh.

Well, I can see why you're under the impression you're under. Illinois is where nerds, goobers and dorks who were routinely beaten for their lunch money go to die.

[terrya]

32. We know we are.

:-(

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. Not only do I NOT let my tie drop below my buckle...

...I also know how to tie a Windsor knot.

I'm much more suave than the average white American. :thumbsup:

[Chan790]

35. Well...

I'm only half-white...unless you consider Middle-eastern/Arabic/Semitic to be white as well. (The US census office does. ???)

I never tuck in my tee and my ties are always perfect length. I have a terrible haircut though.




I guess that makes me a

[GreenPartyVoter]

36. This song's for you, bud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWZZ-NdZheQ

[Swede]

37. As a canuck,I beg to differ.

This American is the epitome of cool.

[Fox Mulder]

38. You do know that white Canadians are also white Americans, right?

:D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

39. Bingo

You win the cookies :D

[HEyHEY]

46. nope there are differences

[Arugula Latte]

40. Hey, I resent that! Most American guys aren't square!

They're extra round!

[dolo amber]

41. I've *met* you

:rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

43. I even saw him wear a wrinkled shirt

IN PUBLIC! :o

[HEyHEY]

45. Yea, but I did it under protest!

[PeaceNikki]

47. This is true. But I didn't tell you about the people that pointed and laughed.

I have to agree that the tucking in of T-shirts makes me CRINGE in absolute horror.

[mwooldri]

42. Time out, Time OUT!!!

If you two sides don't make amends, I might have to do something drastic.

Like re-colonise you.

On behalf of Her Imperial Majesty,

Mark.

[Ishoutandscream2]

54. Hey! I resemble that remark!!

:P

[Orsino]

58. Where is Canadia again?

:evilgrin:

[SoxFan]

61. Just look up

[jpgray]

60. Ann Murray rules

[Jamastiene]

62. I'll have you know this white American is round.

I have a bit of a pot belly now. I don't know where it came from, but it's there. I was 18 and 104 pounds and now I am spreading and getting shorter. Does this mean I am on the way to being square? I am certainly round at the moment. See? -----> :*

[crimsonblue]

64. hahahaha

that's a good one-- Canadiens lecturing us on being bland. :rofl:

[PeaceNikki]

66. Know what's even funnier?

You can't even spell "Canadians".

[crimsonblue]

67. Meh

right spelling or not, canada will always be jealous of the US.

[chicagoexpat]

65. Go back to Tim Hortons & eat ur donut!!!!