Is there a god online now?

[Swede]

Loki pm me. Thor,don't say nothing. :toast:

[Fran Kubelik]

1. always

[Swede]

4. I got a long list of smiting to get done.

I already poured a libation.

[Fran Kubelik]

5. God hasn't been so keen on smiting for awhile now

Sorry.

[Pierre.Suave]

2. Of course

what do you need?

[Swede]

7. Is this like priceline? the first god turned me down.

And,no,you can't have my credit card number. If you were legit,you''d already KNOW it.

Anyhoo,I forgot what it was.

[Pierre.Suave]

14. That is ok

I am god, I dont need your cc number, I already know it anyway...

and, I do remember what you were going to ask and I will have to think about it...

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

3. I'll speak for one if you like...

[Swede]

9. Where to begin......

[elshiva]

6. "I am Shiva, God of Death."

buffy/

[Swede]

8. This aspect disturbs me,can you tone it down?

Just sayin'

[elshiva]

11. Sure, my son.

Is this better?


buffy/

[Swede]

12. Kudos

Thanks.

[elshiva]

17. You are welcome, my son.

If there is anything else you desire, I am always here.



:hug: :*

buffy/

[Swede]

25. Peace and contentment is all.

Or a million bucks.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

45. shiva isnt the god of death, he is the god of destruction

[Danger Mouse]

10. Are you a god?

No.
Then...die!

[Swede]

16. Hey,chilllax.

Just keepin the bases covered.

[elshiva]

18. Praise Xenu!

:)

buffy/

[Danger Mouse]

22. No, praise Gozer.

[elshiva]

23. No, praise Elrond Hubbard.

Send him all your money.

:)

buffy/

[ghostsofgiants]

49. What about Zuul?

Was he a god? I forget.

[DarkTirade]

33. Ray... next time someone asks if you're a god... you say YES!

[Orsino]

40. If you're asked whether you're Sarah Conner, say NO. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. Ptah and Solon are both gods...don't know if they are online --

Ptah: http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/ptah.htm

Solon: http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/ancient/herodotus-creususandsolon.html

[elshiva]

15. Solon's online.

:)

buffy/

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. good for Swede... also rumor has it that Pri is a goddess and

we are to bow before her...

[Ptah]

41. I heard that

[Tuesday Afternoon]

43. ~

:D

:pals: :hi:

[Ptah]

46. I chose to be Ptah because of this quote from your link:

The origin of Ptah's name is unclear, though some believe it to
mean 'opener' or 'sculptor'. As a god of craftsmen, the later is
probably correct. He was a patron of the arts, protector of
stonecutters, sculptors, blacksmiths, architects, boat builders,
artists and craftsmen. His high priest was given the title wr khrp hmw,
'Great Leader of Craftsmen', and his priests were probably
linked to the different crafts.

It was believed that Ptah invented masonry and that it was he
who crafted the boats that the dead used to travel to the Duat.
The Book of the Dead describes him as:

...a master architect, and framer of everything in the universe...

-- Egypt - Myths and Legends, Lewis Spence







:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

48. The name suits you very well -

[Ptah]

50. That's a spectacular dining table.

The thing I miss most living in the desert is green like that.

Winter deciduous is much greener than drought deciduous.

:thumbsup:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

51. thanks ... will be serving breakfast --

of champions. For a menu go check out the thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8095410&mesg_id=8095696

[Ptah]

52. Since last night involved Tequila, my breakfast needs to be filling.

I'll have scrambled eggs w/ onion and cheese, biscuits, sausage, milk gravy, eggs benedict, hashbrowns, assorted cheeses, fruits, country ham, red-eye gravy, biscuits, eggs over-easy, assorted jams and jellies.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

53. Michael Phelps ?

is that you? :rofl:

[Ptah]

54. Not quite. I do have a t-shirt that needs to be filled.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

55. hey...looking good. Is that recent?

:thumbsup:

[Ptah]

57. Eight days old.

thanks.

:blush:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

58. y/w

:D :pals:

[Ptah]

59. .

:pals:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYxlMrp91yA

[Tuesday Afternoon]

60. Life Will Go On

http://www.youtube.com/v/CdmskOlFEbQ&hl=en&fs=1

[Ptah]

61. Meet me in the lobby? Please.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

63. That is magnificent!

:wow:

Order me a margarita and I will be down in a minute ;) :D

[Ptah]

64. Sit here with me for a while?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

65. sure. I will bring the food

[Ptah]

66. Food and friendship. What more is there?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

67. and a few good tunes ...

http://www.youtube.com/v/RsV_NWa1ZG8&hl=en&fs=1

[Ptah]

68. mmm. Who is that woman?

Living on the road my friend
Was gonna keep you free and clean
Now you wear your skin like iron
Your breath's as hard as kerosene
You weren't your mama's only boy
But her favorite one it seems
She began to cry when you said goodbye
And sank into your dreams

----------

Who is that woman?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

69. you are joking, right?

you know who that is, surely!

[Solon]

44. I'm here! I notice a distinct lack of my worshipers online though.

Dammit! :P

:hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

47. though not very vocal, I am indeed one of your worshipers,,,

mischievous as you are :D :hi:

[pokerfan]

19. Yes

[elshiva]

21. RAMEN!

buffy/

[Fox Mulder]

24. I'm a god.

Hell, I am God.

[Swede]

26. Well,Mr Mulder. Every damn time someone clipped you ,you lost your gun?

Sounds pretty mortal to me.

[Fox Mulder]

27. I grow tired of losing my gun.

[Swede]

28. In what respect,Fox?

[elshiva]

30. You are a sex god.

:) :hug: :pals:

buffy/

[DarkTirade]

29. I'm sorry, I was busy draining a flagon of mead.

Otherwise I woulda answered sooner.

[Swede]

31. Get to the back of the line,I got four or five gods pitching.

But you can leave your card.

[nickgutierrez]

32. Thank you for calling the Great Void.

How may I direct your call?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. How about a goddess?

:toast:

[elshiva]

35. The Goddess Herself.

:toast: :beer:

buffy/

[Swede]

36. At last,the voice of reason.

Gee,I forgot the question. How about peace on earth.?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. If everybody would just sip one pint together...

We'd have peace on earth...maybe even some goodwill toaward men, too!

[Shine]

38. Yes, and goddesses, too!

:toast:

[chicagoexpat]

39. ...all...operators...are... busy... right... now... please...hold

[rug]

42. Yes.

http://www.godonline.co.za/

[Xipe Totec]

56. Probably not the one you were hoping for,

but what up?

[Fire Walk With Me]

62. Considering that absolutely everything is a direct manifestation of God, "yes".

I love giving answers that will make me popular.

[backwoodsbob]

70. hmmm