THE BIG LEWBOSKI is now playing on one of the movie channels!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chicagoexpat]

I was an original aauthor of the Port Huron statement... the original statement... not the sell-out 2nd draft.
-- the dude

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

[Dr. Strange]

1. STFU Donny, you're out of your element !

[chicagoexpat]

2. Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit

[chicagoexpat]

3. Shomer fucking shabbos.

[elshiva]

4. OVER THE LINE!

It really pulled the room together.

buffy/

[chicagoexpat]

6. Well. I guess we can close the file on that one.

The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen.
Younger Cop: The rug was in the car?
The Dude: No. It was here.
Younger Cop: Oh, separate incidents.
Maude Lebowski: Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.
Younger Cop: Well. I guess we can close the file on that one.

[TroglodyteScholar]

14. You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

[jeff30997]

27. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pandejo...

...You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with The Jesus.

[TroglodyteScholar]

31. Eight-year olds, Dude.... n/t

[Danger Mouse]

5. Mark it zero!!

[chicagoexpat]

7. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark

Walter Sobchak: You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!

[elshiva]

8. The Dude Abides.

buffy/

[chicagoexpat]

9. Walter Sobchak: GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!

Walter Sobchak: GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!
...
is there a supermarket around here?

[chicagoexpat]

10. Let's go bowling

[npk]

11. Lot of ins, lot of outs.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Lot of whathaveyous.

[npk]

13. Love it.

:rofl:

[Swede]

15. Shut the fuck up Donnie!

[chicagoexpat]

I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

Donny: I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude.

[Swede]

20. Those are good burgers, Walter

nt

[flvegan]

16. Lewboski?

[chicagoexpat]

17. so sue me dude... these Black Russians are purty good...

[flvegan]

18. Abide, dude. Abide.

[sasquatch]

19. "My briefcase was also stolen."

Younger cop:"What was in that briefcase?"
Dude:"Uhh...papers, important business papers."
Younger cop:"What is it that you do for a living?"
Dude:"Oh, I'm unemployed."
:rofl:

[chicagoexpat]

21. So if you could just write me my check for ten percent of a half a million... five grand... I'll go

[sasquatch]

26. Oh God, now the lounge is stuck in Lebowski mode

:rofl:

[sarge43]

28. The Lounge abides, dude. n/t

[Shine]

22. The Dude abides. Classic movie, have fun.

:thumbsup:

[chicagoexpat]

24. Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

[jeff30997]

23. I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

[chicagoexpat]

25. ...the best movie she will EVER be in... kinda sad

[lost-in-nj]

29. I have never

seen it.....

:hide: :yoiks:

guess one day I will have to watch it..

along with Spinal Tap



lost

[Dr. Strange]

30. You'd better...

or we'll keel you!

[chicagoexpat]

32. You're missing out on the best movie to ever use "pederast" as a punch line

[Catch22Dem]

33. Hey hey hey, I've got a beverage here man!

[Lethe]

34. i learned something today related to the movie

I think it's Jackie Treehorn that asks him, "Do you want another drink?"

And the Dude responds, "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

I always wondered what that meant. Of course now I know that it's a brain fart by the Dude. There are two sayings, "Does the Pope wear a big hat?" and "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

The Dude just got confused.

LOL

(i never heard the pope expression before today, it was in the Stephen King book i'm reading)