Have you ever wrapped a piece of pizza in bacon, smeared it in lard,

[Danger Mouse]

and dipped it in melted butter?
Mmm-mm, that's good eatin. Washed down with a warm glass of melted rendered animal fat.

[Swede]

1. This is screaming for cornflake batter.

[Danger Mouse]

3. Cornflake breaded lard pizza!

[Pierre.Suave]

2. put it on a stick

and dip it in Chocolate and you can sell thousands of them at the MN State Fair...

:P