Wow the world's most uptight 21-year-old is looking for a roomate

[HEyHEY]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/apa/836230177.html

I love how he posts a pic of the building he WANTS to live in. Best part is his name is Jesus. So, I could be telling the truth when I say, "I live with Jesus"

[PeaceNikki]

1. How exactly does one "meet" a resolution? Do they hangout in Canadian bars?

"I met a resolution that I would like to share with you"

Careful. I think he's the Nigerian scammer.

[HEyHEY]

2. Careful? I wouldn't live with this guy even if he was real

[boilerbabe]

15. Ha ha. Send me your banking information.....n/t

[redwitch]

3. Jesus.

Stick with pothead Dharma.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. You said it, man. NOBODY fucks with the Jesus.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I have a strong, unexplained desire to give this guy a wedgie.

[Liberal_in_LA]

6. "GET the place, and start living luxuriously as we originally planned."

[HEyHEY]

7. Sounds oddly like a hip=hop lyric cleaned up

[Liberal_in_LA]

8. lol! I think this guy needs to get a studio apt. a roommate might bludgeon him to death

[HEyHEY]

9. Or he'd best not get anything above the 6th floor cause he could be thrown off

[boilerbabe]

17. I would also like you to be an ideal robot that cleans the house

automatically, and so on...just like the guy I work with. Personality? hahahaha, keep looking. But then again, since when has anyone asked for a beer-swilling slob that has no job for a roommate?? hahaha

I would like to sit passionately under the sunset whilst eating sushi and drinking campari, and then we would light the fireplace and the martinis would surface..uh eeek.

[ironflange]

10. How about this guy?

Now that Tony Randall's dead; he needs a new roomie.

[crim son]

11. Why, he DOES sound very "adult like"!

You got two washrooms?

[MsTryska]

12. " I won’t have my music exposed with speakers"

best.

line.

EVAR.

[jeff30997]

16. Lol!

Maybe he means:"I won’t have my pubic exposed while speaking."?

[Withywindle]

21. That certainly sets new standards for prudishness.

[boilerbabe]

13. He reminds me of a coworker

whose MySpace post he happened to leave on our work computer. Picky, picky. Well, he would be horrified to even set foot in my house. Just ignore the cat puke and dust, ok?

That's probably why I never got married or settled down..but also because I just don't give a shit about anyone but myself when it comes down to living arrangements.

You're not gonna go live with Jesus, are you?? I'd pray for ya, but it might bring down the house...

XXXOOO
The Ornery One

[jeff30997]

14. I found a pic of the guy:

:)

[elshiva]

18. He can lick his own balls.

:)

buffy/

[jeff30997]

19. Oh he does:

[elshiva]

20. Mm cherry flavored balls...

:evilgrin:

buffy/

[UndertheOcean]

22. So, peeing in the kitchen sink is a big no-no ?

[regnaD kciN]

23. Interesting bit...

Apart from False Creek and Kitsilano, I consider Downtown Vancouver to be the best answer to my problem.

False Creek and Kitsilano...it's been a long while since I've been in Vancouver, but aren't those the ho...ho...homosexual parts of town? :eyes:

[hunter]

24. Do ASD guys ever write good novels?

:shrug:

I always knew exactly what I wanted, but I never found it... Praise God! May this poor fellow be so Blessed.

[Arugula Latte]

25. Jesus may not be my co-pilot, but he is my roommate.