was Jesus a party dude?

[mopaul]

i'm serious, he's always portrayed as somber and stoic, but don't you think maybe he liked to lay somethin down and wail on occassion?
just think about it, he hung around with hookers, drunks, criminals, and the scum of the earth, as well as kings and rabbis. but he's well known for gittin' wiggy with the homeys when it seemed appropriate.

woah dude! havin' jesus at your party would be like a stone trip dude! if you didn't have but one slice of pizza and a loaf, he could like turn it into 50 large supremes with breadsticks!! and talk about water into wine....DUDE!...just think of it. you could just have him man the taps and the wine would flow like...well, like water.
an endless supply of wine....chicks love that shit man!

and when everybody got totally chinese-eyed, the dude could like do crazy cool tricks and just trip everybody out man, like ascending through the ceiling, or like, walking across the pool, or like bringing that dude layin in the driveway dead drunk back to life.

and he could annoint people's feet with cannibis oil, cause i read somewhere that it was cannibis oil that the dude used man! dig it!
gittin your feet annointed with cannibis oil by jesus man, that'd be like major monstrous.

i don't think jesus would like those stuffy conservative parties with punch and chamber music, but like a total rock-out balls to the wall 3 day bender with lots of serious babe-age and not too many apostles.
with ozzie and black sabbath and some serious par-tay freakies.

that's my dream for the afterlife dude....layin somethin down and wailin with my boy jesus

[I AM SPARTACUS]

1. sounds alot mo'fun...

and btw...pleez, mo...work yer magic on thunderdome jesus...

[camero]

2. He drank wine

But didn't to get drunk. Alot of people did in those days because the water was not clean.

[mopaul]

4. the bible says:

"take thee a little wine, for thy stomach's sake"

no shit, it's really in there

[camero]

5. I know

Making water into wine was sort of a purification technique in those days just like salt was used to keep food from spoiling.

Course you can't use sour grapes. :)

[Gore1FL]

3. If I was God's son

I'd party.

[LibertyorDeath]

6. No doubt. He was live and let live the original hippie.

Peace and Love and a bottle of wine.

[Exultant Democracy]

7. Well the Bacchus/Dionysus mythology is the origin for

many of Jesus miracles.
Son of God and a Chaste Woman,
Walking on water,
Water to wine,
Bread and fish,
Healing Lepers,
Rising from the dead and ascending to heaven after gruesome death at the hands of men.
Dionysus did it all long before Jesus did. Since Dionysus is the party (orgy) god, and Jesus was borrowing all of his tricks, it would follow that Jesus would be the life of any party.

Edit: hope this isn't considered xtian bashing.