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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-08 08:40 PM
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"I've got more _______ than a mother fucker!". Why do mother fuckers always have so much stuff?
Seriously, you wouldn't think that caliber of person would have that much stuff.
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-08 08:42 PM
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1. Also, why is mother fucker a denigration?
I know of many mothers who I would like to fuck.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-08 09:15 PM
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2. I don't think it's supposed to be other people's mothers you're fucking.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:28 AM
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3. Because motherfuckers are bad ass.
And they'll just take your shit whether you like it or not.

Hence, they got a lot of shit.

It's elementary, Watson.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 12:58 AM
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4. damn - i though this was a mad libs thread. nt
nt
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 09:23 AM
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5. Samuel Jackson = Bad Motherfucker
Say "What?" again!
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 10:10 AM
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6. Maybe they don't have that much.
And it's like one of those post-ironic statements, like "Yes, I have more of ________ than a motherfucker, because motherfuckers don't generally have that much of this particular item, so any I have is more than they do."

Sort of like "More fun than a barrel of monkeys," y'know?
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 01:35 PM
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7. Mother fuckers may be short-term successful, but they never prosper in the end.
Just ask Oedipus... :evilgrin:
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