LBN: Kid Rock Slain in Broad Daylight by Zombie Zevon

[Orrex]

Story to follow!

[deucemagnet]

1. ...and his hair was perfect. n/t

[LostInAnomie]

2. It had to be done.

[Monk06]

3. Not nice to tease like that. Next you'll be sayin Ted Nuggent has prostate cancer.

[Pierre.Suave]

4. I had no idea what you were talking about

so I had to go to LBN and check to see what was going on, then when I saw nothing, I realized you were making this up...

I am not amused...

[Orrex]

5. Did I get your hopes up?

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

6. LOL

only a little, maybe...

Kid Rock is a skidmark on the underwear of life...

[Fran Kubelik]

7. Zombies are real.

[Pierre.Suave]

14. Are you really this dense?

or do you really think I am?

[skygazer]

8. Even zombies have better taste than that

[Orrex]

9. That's "slain." Not "eaten."

You're right about the taste. Feasting on Kid Rock's corpse would probably be like eating 200 pounds of smoked shit.

[skygazer]

10. Of course - I missed the distinction

Carry on. :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

11. Hey, do you know where I can get some beef chow mein?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. That 's Warren Zevon and Zombie Nixon

sheesh! Huge difference. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

13. I heard that shitball of a song in its entirety for the first time during my cab ride home tonight.

I have always been of the opinion that Kid Rock must be destroyed. This only strengthens my resolve.

[Danger Mouse]

15. What song did Kid Rock cover? And how hard should I pray for Kid Rock to have his vocal chords...

torn out by rusty hooks?

[Orrex]

16. We all pray for that

And he "stole" the piano riff from Werewolves of London.

I recognize that "stole" is a charged word, and that his owners most likely secured all necessary rights to the sampling, but it's still pretty god-awful. About on par with Vanilla Ice stealing from Bowie/Queen, IMO.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. It's not even really a cover, he jacked the lead riffs from "Werewolves of London" and...

"Sweet Home Alabama."

And instead of a war on terror, we need a war on Kid Rock.

[Danger Mouse]

18. I don't care about Skynyrd, but to jack 'Werewolves' is a cardinal sin.

There can be no forgiveness. Unleash the Obama Attack Wolves on him!

[Forkboy]

19. If ever there was a clown so fully deserving of coming down with Ebola.

:puke:

[Orrex]

22. Or Hep-C, at least

:puke:
:puke:

[old mark]

20. Not a minute too soon. nt

[crimsonblue]

21. damn you...

I was really hoping kid rock was dead.... (yes, I'm already going to hell.. I might as well have a kickass welcoming comittee.)