i thought i was a good liberal

[Ava]

but it turns out i'm a hostile liberal! i went to an arcade today and played a shooting game for the first time.. you know the kind where you point a fake gun at the screen and aim at "bad guys". well... guess who now is on the all time high scores list? fourth best score of all time to be exact. moi!

i kick ass apparently :rofl:

[mwooldri]

1. Kewl! Nothing wrong with guns for sport in a controlled environment....

Now don't you go waving a real gun at me...

This post is ripe for a Failin' type thing about you can shoot like that so you should be Secretary of Defense... but I won't go there.. oops.

Mark.

[Ava]

10. no worries about that.. real guns scare the hell out of me

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

2. I LOVE those games...

Especially the Time Crisis series. My Ex and I used to have soooo much fun playing those at the Arcade. Actually, we still do, since we're BFFs.

:thumbsup:

[Ava]

5. i had a crowd watching me!

:rofl: i actually completely finished the game.. had a score of 86,000 :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Kickass

Don't feel bad about playing them, they are so much fun. :yourock:

[Ava]

12. it was fun! i'm going to have to do it again sometime

maybe i can get to spot number 1 instead of 4.. after all it was my first time playing! lol

[Danger Mouse]

3. i thought you were a goody two-shoes. but you're playing violent video games now.

BAD SEED!

[Ava]

8. i'm a bad ass

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

13. if you're trying to intimidate me...

it's working! :scared:

[Ava]

15. i bet i'd kick your ass at an arcade shooting game

for series!1! :P

[Danger Mouse]

18. probably, i'm not very good at aiming.

i'm better at fighting games.
now stop bullying me, or i'm telling.

[Ava]

19. there i was in my jimi hendrix t-shirt with an obama for prez button on

shooting fake people... not a common site :rofl:

i'm an awesome liberal :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

20. you're a regular ava palin.

:hi:
:hide:

[Ava]

21. you better hide.. my hand eye coordination is excellent

:P

[Danger Mouse]

23. but you wouldn't hurt me! i've given so much joy to the world!

[Ava]

24. pfffft...

sure, i wouldn't hurt you.. just go on thinking that :P

[Danger Mouse]

26. seriously, i like discovered the cures to like hundreds of diseases.

and i saved baby seals from angry club-wielding Eskimos. you sure you want to deprive the world of such greatness?

[Ava]

27. well, you've already completed enough then

:P

[Danger Mouse]

28. alright, fine. make it quick.

:cry: goodbye, cruel world. :cry:

[Ava]

30. dont' worry, i only shoot at video screens

so as long as you stay off of them, you'll be fine :P

[Aristus]

4. Keep up the good work, Ava. I'd be glad to know if there were righties out there

who are frightened by the idea of liberals who know how to shoot. B-)

BTW, all you lurking freepers, I qualified 'Expert' on the M16A2 and the Beretta 9mm, and can handle with confidence the M1911, the Colt.45, the Colt 38 revolver, the .357 Magnum, the .44 Magnum, the M60, the M2 .50cal and the 120mm Rheinmettal smoothbore tank cannon.



So don't fuck with this liberal... }(

[Ava]

7. i tell you.. my hand eye coordination is awesome apparently

just don't take my glasses away :rofl:

[elshiva]

6. Hehehe! Good for you.

:party: :hug:


buffy/

[Ava]

14. grazie

:P

[elshiva]

22. De nada.

:hug: :party:


buffy/

[ghostsofgiants]

11. I used to like playing House of the Dead (or something along those lines) at my local arcade.

Shooting zombies is where it's at. They got rid of the game though, I was so sad.

[bicentennial_baby]

16. That game kicks ass...

As does CarnEvil. House of the Dead is in my top 3 though. Kickass good time. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

25. Not familiar with CarnEvil.

Sounds interesting.

[bicentennial_baby]

29. Wiki link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CarnEvil

[ghostsofgiants]

31. Oooh, that sounds pretty rad.

[Ava]

17. this was actual people.. not zombies

a special agent deal... i could be the female james bond :P

[ghostsofgiants]

41. Shooting people is boring. Shooting zombies is fun, AND is good preparation.

[Ava]

43. lol, maybe next time i'll try out a zombie game

how do you kill a zombie though, since zombies are already the walking dead? :P

[ghostsofgiants]

45. Well a zombie is undead. Their brain has transformed, posthumously, to a self conained organ...

That controls the body. (The result of the solanum virus.) No need for oxygen or anything. Brutal. You have to sever the head from the body or destroy the brain somehow. (Woot, zombie nerdery!)

[Ava]

46. but then, how can someone who died from a headwound come back to life as a zombie?

:P

[ghostsofgiants]

48. They couldn't.

Any movies or video games that indicate otherwise are full of shit. :P

[Ava]

49. ah, ok.. that clears that up then

now, what do i need to know about vampires? :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

52. I dunno, Jesus is pretty good at fighting them, but that's all I know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter

[Ava]

53. that could possibly be the most blasphemous move ever

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

55. It's fucking hilarious.

"Jesus..."
"Is that you, bowl of cherries?"
"Can bowls of cherries talk?"
"Oh, it's you, dad."

[Ava]

56. can't say i've seen it

can't say i've even heard of it, lol

[ghostsofgiants]

57. Yeah, it's pretty obscure.

Well worth checking out though. So funny.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

39. Only 2 more months until Left4Dead

Then the real zombie carnage will begin!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left4Dead

[ghostsofgiants]

40. Oh man, I know!

I am way too excited for that game.

[lildreamer316]

32. This liberal is addicted to Myspace Mobsters!

I've whacked 2 mobsters already!! Go ME!!

[Ava]

34. lol!

please don't whack me :rofl:

[Name removed]

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[tigereye]

35. Can you log those as homes-schooling credits?

:crazy: Maybe for planning or history or something? Challenging your visual-motor skills?

[Ava]

36. lol!

i already have enough credits to graduate highschool :P

[tigereye]

37. yeah, a lot of my friends who home school their kids

tell me the kids are way ahead of their other peers academically, or could go to college 2 years early!


Good for you!

[Ava]

38. yup, i could've gone early

but decided not to and put off the SAT a year so i'd have more time to prepare for it. plus i've gotten to take some extra courses as a result. i have absolutely loved being homeschooled!

[Fran Kubelik]

42. It's in the water - don't you live in Alabama?

You may be a liberal but you're still a southerner. :rofl:

[Ava]

44. that must be it

:rofl:

[Mutley]

47. Nice!

Nothing wrong with violent video games for adults. I know you're not 18 (are you?) yet, but I do believe you're mature enough to know the difference between video games and real life. :P

[Ava]

50. 18 next month

:woohoo: ;)

[Mutley]

51. Woohoo!

Just in time to vote in the election. :D

[Ava]

54. yup! obama 08!

:hi: