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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 01:31 PM
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"It's my money, and I need it NOW!"
Gawd but I hate those commercials. Please tell me I'm not the only one?
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 01:33 PM
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1. Loathe them
to the point of frenzy.
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 01:36 PM
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2. They never tell how much it will cost for J.G. to give you your money now, do they?
I have a feeling they take a big, juicy bite out of your settlement.


"It's my money, and I need the 30% I'll get to keep NOW!"
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-08 01:38 PM
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3. "911. What is the nature of your emergency?"
"I just shot my TV with a shotgun point blank range. Don't bother with the ambulance, just send the hearse."
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