Roger Ebert is hilarious:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

Q. Yo dude, u missed out on "Disaster Movie," a hardcore laugh-ur-@zz-off movie! Y U not review this movie!? It was funny as #ell! Prolly the funniest movie of the summer! U never review these, wat up wit dat?
S.J. Stanczak, Chicago

A. Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand. I peeped in the IMDb and saw it zoomed to #1 as the low$ie$t flic of all time, wit @ lame-@zz UZer Rating of 1.3. U liked it? Wat up wit dat?

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=ANSWERMAN

:rofl:

[Tektonik]

1. I miss seeing him on tv

:(

[Forkboy]

2. That may be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

God Bless Roger! You have to love that guy. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Orrex]

3. He had some great comments following his recent "whacking" incident in a theater

He's a great deal funnier than most people probably realize.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. He had a great smackdown of Vincent Gallo awhile back.

He had just given Gallo's "The Brown Bunny" a horrible review, so Gallo shot back with "Ebert is a fat bastard" or something to that effect.

Ebert responded, "I may be fat, but one day I won't be, but Vincent Gallo will always be the creator of 'The Brown Bunny.'"

[nickgutierrez]

6. Fashioned after a famous Churchill quote

"Sir, you're drunk!"

"Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

[ghostsofgiants]

5. I don't really like Ebert, but that is hilarious.