First-Responder Bad Judgment of the Year Candidate: Clive Greedy, U.K.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1692333.ece

An ambulanceman put a prawn on the chin of a heart-attack patient about to be given an electric shock — and joked: “Let’s see if we can cook this,” a medical panel heard yesterday. Technician John Jones took it from a colander in the victim’s kitchen, it was claimed. After the man had been shocked by a defibrillator, Jones said: “360 joules won’t cook a prawn”, a London hearing was told.

A colleague tried resuscitation, but the patient — whose wife had been preparing prawn cocktails at their home on the Isle of Wight — later died in hospital. The prawn allegation came to light during an investigation into paramedic Clive Greedy, 46 — who ate a stick of celery as the patient lay on the floor. Nicola Hill, prosecuting for the Health Professions Council, told the hearing: “His behaviour disregarded the patient and reduced his dignity and that is unacceptable.”






What ya got?

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1. Shrimp Shock Tale

Yeah, I got nothing. :hi:

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2. First-Responder Bad Judgment of the Year Candidate: Jeff McKay, U.S.A.

A Sacramento Police officer is facing some serious charges including indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after being arrested in Rocklin over the weekend.

Thirty-four-year-old Jeffrey Wayne McKay was arrested in Rocklin on Saturday night. According to Rocklin Police, McKay was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure, threatening a crime, exhibiting a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct.

Police say the were called out to Heron Court and Darby Road in Rocklin just before 10 p.m. Saturday after they heard reports of the incident. McKay was allegedly in his front yard making threats to neighborhood kids with a loaded gun. He also reportedly exposed himself while urinating on his front lawn.

http://cbs13.com/crime/police.officer.arrested.2.817995.html