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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 06:49 AM
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"If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop
throwing up."

As the Max von Sydow character said in Woody Allen's "Hannah and Her Sisters," while watching a TV evangelist appealing for money: "If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up."

The above is from Maureen Dowd's column today.
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seethrougheyes Donating Member (86 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 07:30 AM
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1. Well.....
Jesus is omniscient. He is fully aware of what is going on!
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 07:34 AM
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2. Yeah, but he'd have to take human form again to actually vomit!
So there!
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