I'm an ammendment to be!

[fujiyama]

Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
I'm not garbage
I'm an amendment to be
Yes, an amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag-burners who have got too much freedom
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least, I hope and pray that there are
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far
But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we change the constitution -
- Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Now you're catching on!
But what if they say you're not good enough to be in the constitution?
Then I'll crush all opposition to me!
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay
Good news, amendment! They ratified you!
You're in the US Constitution!
Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!

BTW, anyone check out Andrew Sullivan's website lately? He had the lyrics of the song posted on his website. He seems pretty pissed about the new amendnment proposal (and likened it as being his "fag amendment" compared to his father's flag amendment). The guy is still a moron though, praising Bush on his "great wartime leadership".

[joeybee12]

1. As a gay person, I find Andy exceedingly embarrasing--let's only get

pissed at Dumbo's shenanigans when it affects ME! Screw everyone who has been screwed by this Squatter-in-Chief!

[meegbear]

2. What is this crap?

"It's one of those 70's retro cartoons adored by the gen X-ers."
"Eeeew! We need another VietNam to thin their ranks out."

[joeybee12]

3. "So, it's true! Some cartoons do incite violence!"

Bart--"Ow!"