My five year old son told me last night that when he gets bigger,

[driver8]

he's going to have a big penis!

WTF?

I told him, "I hope you're right..."

[TommyO]

1. Has he been hanging around James Dobson again?

[Sanity Claws]

2. He just doesn't want to drive a Hummer

[hobbit709]

3. At least he's not "tutching the but"

[FloridaJudy]

4. My son announced that very same sentiment

Loudly. In a restaurant. I didn't know whether to laugh or crawl under the table. I did both.

It must be a universal goal for five year old boys.

[driver8]

7. When my niece was around three or four, my sister and her husband

were teaching her about the differences between boys and girls. They taught her that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina, etc...

So, my brother-in-law was standing in line at the bank one day and he had my niece with him. She says to him rather loudly as she points to the man standing in front of them, "Daddy...that's a man!! He has a penis!"

My brother-in-law said he has never been more embarassed in his life. He also said that everyone in the bank cracked up!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Everything grows together, because you are one piece...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. oh lord

:rofl:

[krispos42]

8. One way or another...

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

9. Stop letting him read your email!

Do it before he starts sending your banking information to Nigeria!

[zanne]

10. Has he been reading your emails? nt

[CreekDog]

11. Maybe not

DuStrange said those things don't work. :hide:

[Dr. Strange]

19. I'm telling ya!

"Girlz will appreciate your stately peepee!"

What a stately load of crap!

[Shine]

12. LOL! That reminds me of a joke:

A little boy is taking a bath.

He points to his penis and asks his mother, "Is this my brain?"

His mother says, "No, but it WILL be."

:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

13. Well, as long as we're on penis jokes...

Boy asks his dad what a penis is, so his dad drops trou and says "This, son, is a penis. In fact, it's a perfect penis. Now, does that answer your question?"

The boy nods. The next day, he is at school, and his teacher overhears him say the word "penis." She pulls him aside and asks him "Do you know what that word means?" The boy excitedly nods and drops his pants. "This is a penis," he says proudly. "In fact, if I fold it in half, it would be a perfect penis."

[skooooo]

14. What does he think he's going to do with it??

I mean..? lol just funny coming from a 5 year old.

[driver8]

15. He doesn't care..., as long as it's big!! n/t

[skooooo]

16. Well, he'll be a typical guy I guess then....

:rofl:

[snailly]

17. God, I'm glad I don't have boys

What a hilarious conversation! Thanks, I needed that laugh after today's mayhem. LOL

[RoadRage]

18. Ha! My 2 year old daughter

asked my husband the other day "Daddy, when am I going to grow a thingy like yours". He laughed and said to ask mommy. :eyes:

And, that officially ended the whole throw her in the shower in the morning with him before work thing. We're now doing bath's before bedtime. ;)

[driver8]

20. Ha Ha -- now that's funny!!

They come up with some good ones, don't they?

[mcctatas]

23. When my oldest daughter was three, I was babysitting my

friends infant son. When she watched me change his diaper she said "Baby Hunter has an owie on his vagina" Penis envy my ass!!!

[Arugula Latte]

21. When my son was a toddler he said: "Daddy has a big, long penis!"

Of course Daddy likes to tell that story. :eyes:

[JVS]

22. Oh boy. That kid is setting himself up for a complex.

[mwooldri]

24. Funny that. My son said the same thing... except he isn't waiting til he grows up.

He's having bladder enlargment surgery on the 6th, of course he's been told what's going to happen. However he thinks his peepee will grow too.

I almost don't have the heart to tell him that the doctors may be shutting his peepee off (it'll work for sex, I'm told, but likely not for urine though he's going to do his best to try).

[Withywindle]

25. Whew, you scared me for a second there.

I thought he was going to say he's going to tutch the but.