Butt bandit vandals town with greasy groin imprint.....

[mcctatas]

"VALENTINE, Nebraska - People in a Nebraska town wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark.

Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash lotion and petroleum jelly off the windows he selects.

"This is the weirdest case I've ever seen," said police Chief Ben McBride.

Some residents of Valentine, a remote central US town of about 2,650 people, find some humour in the strange vandalism and have taken to calling the perpetrator the "Butt Bandit". But they also can't help but cringe when finding his marks."

more at: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/world/butt-bandit-vandals-town-with-greasy-groin/2008/09/12/1220857788232.html

Now THAT is a creative criminal! :rofl:

[Fenris]

1. During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

2. wow...

if it was more than one story tall, that's pretty freaking impressive! :rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. And nobody in Valentine, Nebraska has a security cam??

Hmmm...seems there should be a youtube of this by now :eyes:

[elshiva]

4. Well, a Butt Bandit is slang for a male homosexual.

Just saying... I don't like the name very much even though it is a funny story. :)

[mcctatas]

5. I kinda thought that too...

either the editor has no idea or he is casting asparagus on the greasy streaker...

[elshiva]

6. I thought there might be a homophobic bias

in it, assigning him a pejorative name for a homosexual. Again, though, funny story. Oily butt prints. :)

[Sebastian Doyle]

7. I thought that was "Butt pirate"?

I don't think I've ever heard "butt bandit" used in that context.


Anyway.... I don't know about Butt Bandits or Butt Pirates. but I do know about The Vandals....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmQVPYVhDo

[elshiva]

8. Yes, butt pirate, too, but also butt bandit or ass bandit.

Remember Margaret Cho's show when she read a gay male advert for an ass bandit? Butt bandit's just a little more polite...

[jeff30997]

18. "I do know about The Vandals"

Yeah they stamped their greasy butts all over Rome. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. How far does GoPsUx live from Valentine, Nebraska?

[elshiva]

10. ....

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Well...

Can't you imagine him going around doing buttprints, like Daffy Duck did moustaches?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmttO_1t1zs



She was an acrobat'th daughter
She thwung by her teeth from a nooth
But one matinee, her bridgework gave 'way
And she flew through the air like a gooth



:D

[elshiva]

12. Where is Ken Shabby when you need him?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. In some public lavatory

applying Rancid Polecat No. 2.

[elshiva]

15. He needs to get married

right away, he hasn't had it for weeks. ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. But first, he needs to pay his respects to the bride's father

by gobbing on his carpet.

[elshiva]

19. Sorry, gov

I gobbed on your carpet.

[yellowdogintexas]

14. dont tutch the but nt

[elshiva]

16. Thank you.

:)