The next person (irl) who compares me to Hockey Mom Midge

[LaraMN]

is going to have a stack of baby wipes crammed in their stupid, ignorant mouth.

I swear, I have had to endure about a dozen people in the last week making assertions about how I must be "really excited" about that bobble-headed poser's candidacy.

Apparently, the sum of my existence can be reduced to my status as a mother and the fact that one of my kids plays a sport.

Perhaps men with erectile dysfunction should form a write-in campaign to elect Bob Dole, since they have SO much in common with him.

Perhaps I should vote for Ron Paul, because my friend's Dad's name is also Ron, and he did the professional photography for my wedding at no cost, because he's a nice guy, and I also know another man named Ron who is nice and has good judgment.

GAHHHH!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[NJmaverick]

1. Actually it gives you a great chance to set the record straight

you have a golden opportunity to help the Obama campaign. as the Nike commercial used to say- JUST DO IT

[LaraMN]

3. That was my initial approach.

Now I'm just getting sick of it and becoming pissed off.
This is the most irritating election I can remember.

[NJmaverick]

8. Guess you could go with a canned answer

When I have car troubles do I take my car to a mechanic or someone just like me?

When I have a medical problem do I go to a doctor or someone just like me?

[Tektonik]

2. The question is, if you wear rimless glasses and put your hair up, do you look like Palin?

:o

[LaraMN]

4. Gah. I don't think so.

I may be forced to go blond soon to increase differentiation.

x(

[Tektonik]

5. Be a hockey mom for Halloween!

[LaraMN]

6. Ohhh! I forgot all about Halloween!

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[mainegreen]

7. But, your a woman and she's a woman, right?

:hide:

[Tektonik]

9. and Alaska and Minnesota are practically the same thing