Help! I need some good retorts to the people who keep

[medicswife]

telling me I look like Sarah Palin! It started about two days after her selection and it's getting worse! My friend suggested getting t-shirts that say, "I'm NOT Sarah!" I'm considering going blond for the first time in my adult life!

[billyskank]

1. Well, the only good thing I can say about Palin is

she's very easy on the eyeballs.

Looking like her is not all bad, I'm just saying. Although I can imagine that right now it's really annoying.

[quip]

2. Correct! She is a physically attractive woman, so

I would take it as a compliment and simply say, "thank you!" :hi:

[medicswife]

5. Blah! It's so annoying. And they say it like

I should just gush at them "Oh THANKS! Isn't she GREAT!!!" I keep saying bitchy things like, "Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not dumb enough to get on an airplane when my water has broken and fly all the way back from Texas to Alaska." I'm afraid that my people skills are kind of rusty after living alone with 4 kids 8, 6, 4, and 3 while their Daddy has been in Iraq for the last year.

[billyskank]

7. Sorry.

[ashling]

20. "Thanks, but no thanks." LOL

Thanks, but no thanks for that comparison to nowhere. If I wanted to be compared to Sarah Palin I'd shoot myself."

[DS1]

11. eh. her head is too round

[billyskank]

12. You know what they say.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[DS1]

13. I can see Russia from my bedroom

No honey, that's last night's pile of vodka bottles

[medicswife]

17. The worst part of it is that I come from Montana originally, so I

totally have the damned accent too. lmfao I might be able to give Tina Fey a run for her money. I think I'll be Palin for Halloween.

[medicswife]

16. Wish I was holding a beer about now! nt

[Haole Girl]

3. Just say...

"Thank you... and I am not plastic." ;-)

[medicswife]

6. ha! That's great! lol I'm going to use that. Much better than my

bitchy retorts.

[SeattleGirl]

4. You could say, "Maybe so, but I'm much smarter."

:)

[Dora]

8. I think that's a perfect response. nt

[Arugula Latte]

9. "Well, she likes to slaughter animals from helicopters and I don't."

[medicswife]

10. lol That one is really good too. True on both fronts. nt

[Dora]

14. "She's the evil twin. I'm the good one. Vote Obama!"

[medicswife]

15. LMFAO Ok, you're the winner! Hands down winner. :)

I'm soooo going to use that! Now I don't have to bleach my hair! :D

[ThoughtCriminal]

18. Tell them you're Tina Fey

[ghostsofgiants]

19. "Wait, does that mean I'm qualified to be vice president?"

[Radical Activist]

21. Take advantage of it.

Sure, I look like her, but I'm not a moron.

I look like her but I can admit I'm not qualified to be Vice President. Or, I look like her but I'm MORE qualified to be Vice President.

[applegrove]

22. How awful.

[dolo amber]

23. 2 ladies came into my office and told me that the other day

Because I have dark hair, you see. And glasses. And boobs. Viola! :eyes:

[qwertyMike]

24. Just think what it will be like when she becomes President

after McCain croaks while in office.

You could make a fortune as a Secret Service stand-in/decoy.

Best wishes to hubby over there

Mike

[medicswife]

25. thanks,

Mike. :) I put my picture on the "Can we have a pic thread" thread. And I *really* don't see too large of a resemblance. It's just really annoying.

[hobbit709]

26. Just tell them "No, Sarah Palin looks like me"

[NJmaverick]

27. good retort

"hey what did I ever do to you, to deserve that sort of insult?"

[medicswife]

28. lmfao thanks! :) I like that one. :) nt

[jobycom]

29. A teeshirt that says "If you can read this, I'm not Sarah Palin."

[vard28]

30. Just wear

an Obama t-shirt. :rofl:

[medicswife]

31. Hmmmm.......I should get extensions and learn to do my hair

just like hers and get some glasses just like hers too and ALWAYS wear an Obama shirt out in public. That could actually be really rich.

:rofl:

[vard28]

34. If you do...

PLEASE, please... take photos. LMAO! :spray:

[Lydia Leftcoast]

32. I know someone who looks like Sarah Palin

and is planning to dress up as her for Halloween.

[LanternWaste]

33. "If you think I look like Sarah Palin..."

"If you think I look like Sarah Palin, you must have the eyesight of John McCain..."


:shrug:

[Resuscitated Ethics]

35. "I've never heard that...

come to think of it you resemble (Barbara Bush/John McCain) Have you been getting enough rest?"
I bet the simile game gets cut short