OMG! My mom is SO MEAN!

[RevolutionaryActs]

:wow:


She just said.. *sniffle* if I put my hair up and, and got the right classes I could portray Sarah Palin! :cry:


She claims she meant in a "comedic" way like Tina Fey and Sara Benincasa, but I have my doubts. I think this is a form of child abuse! I'm going to report her.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Tell her teh Lounge is going to give her a time out.

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. And this is after I told her it would be fun to get her a handle so she

could post on DU too.


Now not so much. :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Yeah, that may change her experience of DU

;)

Several kitteh pics might bring her back into approval.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Ouch.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I know right!

She doesn't love meeeeeeeeeeeeee. waahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Clearly not.

You need a new mom, post haste.

[sasquatch]

4. Hey you tell only I'm allowed to make fun of/abuse you

:grr:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. LOL! If that's true, you'll need to tell a lot of people off.

All my friends tease me, but I tease back, so it's cool. :P

[sasquatch]

9. You need to move out sweety

Live on your own like I do.
:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Like you?

Oh no, I don't think I could handle that. Lord only knows what the fuck you do. :o

[BeachBaby]

7. Moms can be nasty.

About 3 years ago, I took my mom out for her birthday. We were sitting in this nice bar/grille place and the bartender asked me what I would like. All I said is "What's good?" and he said "Ohhhh....so you're open to anything?" and I said "Sure - if you think it's good, I'll give it a shot."

He brought back this fruity thing and said "On the house - and there's more where that came from". And he walked away.

MY MOTHER says: "Why do you have to throw yourself at every man who approaches you?"

:wtf:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Wow, that's harsh.

:o

[arcadian]

8. She actually SAID "sniffle" ?!?!?

Who is she? Snuggles the fabric softner bear?

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. No, that was me. I tried to keep my tears in, but I failed.

:cry:

[arcadian]

14. Gotcha, runny nose and all that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. *sniff* thank you.

*sob*

[arcadian]

17. Ehhhh... err.

Uh... yeah, go ahead and keep that. :D

[Danger Mouse]

16. This thread is useless without pics.

Just sayin'.

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Uh nooo.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

20. You know you want to!!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Um, no. Not really, no.

I can do the accent fairly well though. I think that's where my mom got the idea. Damn her. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Who rec'd this? Sasquatch!? Elrond!?

I'm looking at you both, and you both shall be hurt very badly unless you fess up!

[Danger Mouse]

23. For once, it wasn't me.

on edit: okay, NOW it was me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. You has a death wish?

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

25. Yes, just like Charles Bronson.

I ain't askeered.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Oh you will be.

You will be! MWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA HAHAAAAAHAHAH ahhhaaa haha ha ha *cough* ahhhhhhhhh.

[Danger Mouse]

30. Yoda?

:P

[ThomCat]

26. Wow!

It's definitely time to move out and give Mom a time out. :(

:hug:
You're way too cool to ever be mistaken for a heartless republican. :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. LOL it's all cool really.

I laughed my ass off when she said it. ;)

[helderheid]

29. Sarah Palin classes?

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. See this is how upset I am! I can't even spell properly!

Oh the abuse!!!!!

[BreweryYardRat]

32. Mine told me I should be the next Karl Rove.

My response? "That's not funny."

[regnaD kciN]

33. In what respect, Charlie?

;-)