kay1864
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Fri Sep-19-08 08:37 AM
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In honor of ITLAP Day...
A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch.
The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies, "Arrrr, we was in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off."
"Wow!" said the sailor.
Another beer later, he asked, "What about your hook?"
"Arrrr..." replied the pirate, "We was boarding an enemy ship and was battling the other pirates with swords, and one of the enemy cut me hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the sailor.
Another beer later, he asked, "So, how did you get the eyepatch?"
"A seagull pooped in me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in your eye?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Arrrr..." said the pirate, "It was me first day with the hook."
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Fri Sep-19-08 08:39 AM
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1. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel down the front of his pants... |
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"Doesn't that thing bother you?" the bartender asked.The pirate says, "Yarr, it be drivin' me nuts!"
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