Robb
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Fri Sep-19-08 09:24 AM
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You know what really, really attracts bees? |
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...If your dog eats an apple fallen from a tree, then barfs it up. Along with part of his breakfast.
I've never seen so many bees. They came out of nowhere.
All I need is an army of dogs and a bunch of apples and I can fix the whole declining bee population thing.
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vard28
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Fri Sep-19-08 09:38 AM
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I'm gonna tell that story to my co-workers at lunch. :rofl:
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Fri Sep-19-08 09:41 AM
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2. It's TALK like a Pirate Day, not BARF like a Pirate Day! |
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Fri Sep-19-08 11:50 AM
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3. Next time you eat honey... |
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...remember that it's bee barf. And the barf of bees that ate barf.
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LaraMN
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Fri Sep-19-08 12:35 PM
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4. The inside of my head. |
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Apple dog barf too, huh? I wonder if there's a connection?
:shrug:
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Fri Sep-19-08 12:37 PM
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Drink about half a bottle of Mountain Dew and leave the other half to sit in the sun for a bit.
Pretty soon, you should see a shitload of yellow jackets swarming around and inside the bottle.
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Fran Kubelik
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Fri Sep-19-08 12:44 PM
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6. "...an army of dogs and a bunch of apples..." |
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I had closed this thread but then found myself laughing and had to go back and reread that. Comic brilliance, my friend. :applause:
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