Killer Said He Jumped The Bank Counter Cause "The Smurf Was Talking Shit"

[matcom]

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MADISON - A cloud of gun smoke hangs over the U.S. Bank teller counter and three people lie dead on the floor.

Their killer jumps and lands with one foot on the counter before momentum carries him to the other side.

Jose Sandoval, making his first sworn statement since he was convicted of the Sept. 26, 2002, Norfolk bank shootings, is asked why he jumped the counter.

"Because somebody was talking s--," Sandoval replies.

Madison County Attorney Joe Smith asks who.

"A Smurf."

"A smirk?"

"A Smurf," Sandoval repeats, as in the blue TV cartoon character.

"I take it from your answer you don't want to answer that question," Smith says. "Or is it really your testimony that a blue Smurf was in the bank?"

"That's what I said."

http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2004/02/25/local/10045829.txt

[Redneck Socialist]

1. Hey if a smurf was messing with my bank account...

...I'd shoot the place up too. Fucking smurfs.

[dolo amber]

2. Yes, well

When you're up at 4:30 AM *droppin' a couple of hits*, shit's bound to happen. :crazy: :D