Only one hour left here at work and I

[malta blue]

am pulling my hair out. I am sooooo ready to go home and relax (at least try to)

Please entertain me.....

:hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

1. here is a song by the band blotto. make up your own music.

The other night the troopers got me DWI
They don't appreciate the art of driving when you're high
So they sent me back to school to learn hand signals and a three point turn
But when they ran the film about highway tragedy,
Memories of long ago came racing back to me
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
A love that never had a chance
We pledged our love while dancing close at the senior prom
"She'd be home by 2 am," was my promise to her mom
I didn't want her to be late, so I tried to beat that crossing gate
When photographers arrived upon the scene,
I knew her mother would be proud
Her underwear was clean
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Poor girl, she never had a chance
I remember the night and the pouring rain
I saw the flashing lights
I never heard the train
She'll always be my teenage queen up there on the portable screen
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she's never had a chance

[malta blue]

2. talk about blotto

:scared:

Thanks :hi:

[Iggo]

4. JESUS CHRIST!

That's a messed up song.

[Dr. Strange]

3. Is this entertaining?

[malta blue]

5. ...

:rofl::rofl:

That is absolutely hysterical!

[Dr. Strange]

6. A quickie before you leave:

[TZ]

7. hehe--you said "quickie"....

:evilgrin:

Thats a hilarious gif though...