"Are you fucking kidding me?! There's a guy on the sidewalk with his head bleeding!"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Kim Kardashian Hates Hurt People
Posted by STV at 9:00 AM on September 19, 2008



http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/09/kim_kardashian_hates_hurt_people.html

So about an hour ago, 3:15 or so Wednesday afternoon, I'm going for a run along Beverly Blvd. I'm just E of Fairfax on the S side of the street when there's a pretty bad car wreck right in front of me. A
westbound car turned left into the CBS gate, and a small car was gunning it eastbound in the lane closest to the sidewalk and didn't see them.

So the security guard goes to one car, I tell another car to call 911. No one is critically hurt, but we help the guy who's bleeding pretty bad onto the sidewalk. I go out into the street to stand there and let people know they have to get over cuz one of the mangled cars is sitting in the middle of the intersection.

After 5-10 minutes, I see a tow truck and a fire truck coming our way from around Fairfax, but traffic is now pretty jacked so it's slow. The tow truck is all set to come down the emergency lane when this giant black tinted Escalade looking thing cuts in front of it to pass the stalled traffic. Keep in mind the tow truck has flashers on. As the Escalade gets closer, I'm waving my hands to tell it to get over, but it won't. Then I notice the chick driving is on her cell, holding it up to her ear. I walk up to her car now, hit the passenger side door and say "get over - there's a tow truck and a fire truck behind you - there's been a bad accident."

At this point, she rolls down the window to reveal her KIM KARDASHIAN self...who tells me "Don't you touch my car." I thought, "Are you fucking kidding me?! there's a guy on the sidewalk with his head bleeding." I then screamed at her "Are you fucking kidding me?! There's a guy on the sidewalk with his head bleeding!!" to which she responds "I know, but don't touch my car." She finally merges into the other lane and jams it through the yellow light to make the intersection.

She said "I know?" I KNOW that I'm holding up rescue in my tinted-arse Escalade looking thing and on my cell, but the only thing I care about is not to hit my car.

I hate humanity.

[Sequoia]

1. She sure can't dress herself properly.

Implants.

[Iggo]

2. "I know, but don't touch my car."

That's when I would've started pounding on the hood of her car until she drove away.

[applegrove]

3. I was walking across a heavily trafficked bridge yesterday. There was

a four year old running way ahead of her mom on the sidewalk up ahead of me. I almost got medevil on her. She was letting her four year old run 10, 15 feet in front of her and wasn't holding her hand.

That is what gets my goat more than anything. But I didn't say anything. I never do.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Same thing for people who let their kids run wild in stores...

...right in the path of adults walking and shopping carts whizzing by.

Just because some people are biologically able to reproduce doesn't mean they're qualified to be parents.

:patriot:

[applegrove]

8. I wouldn't be so enraged if a kid is running in a store. At least that is

relatively safe for the child.

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Oh have I got a story for you!

When I lived in Columbus GA the Prophetess and I were in Target once, walking towards the check-out with our shopping cart, when we came to a point where a young couple was talking to some other people. Their daughter, maybe 3 years old, was trying to put on her shoes (which must have fallen off - they were plastic "play" high heels) but she was about 2 feet away from the others on the floor. They were positioned in a way that they completely shut down the front aisle as you approached the check-out.

So we walked up to them, and they kept talking. I cleared my throat - a subtle hint that we were trying to get past. Instead of taking her daughter aside and letting us pass, the mother said to us "she's gonna be a while", then went back to her conversation.

We literally had to stand and wait, in disbelief, while the 3-year-old tried repeatedly to reposition her shoes in the middle of the aisle. The adults were too self-involved to care that they all were blocking the aisle or to help the child, or even pull her closer so that we could get by. Once we came to our senses, the Prophetess said "excuse us" and pushed the cart closer to show that we were, indeed, on our own schedule, not theirs. It took the Prophetess coaxing the girl into moving over closer to her parents so that we could make it to the check-out with our cart (I think she said something like, "be careful, honey, I don't want to bump into you").

It seemed like they simply did not comprehend that other people existed in the world and had their own things to do.

[rosesaylavee]

5. Is she known for more than her breasts?

Never heard of her before.

[WinkyDink]

6. In all seriousness, yes: Her arse.

Google "Kim Kardashian butt."

[rosesaylavee]

9. How very sad for her.

Hope she is anticipating the effects of gravity and is developing some skills.

[jeff30997]

12. Even better:

Google "Kim Kardashian Sex Tape."

It's now almost mandatory to make a sex tape when you're a talentless "celebrity".

Pretty pathetic.

[MorningGlow]

7. Breaking the law, too

Holding a cell phone up to her hear? Illegal in Cali since July! It figures...

[progressivebydesign]

10. Never trust a chick whose breast is larger than their head.

What an awful person. Celebrity is killing America.