Being a Pyrate is all fun and games...

[deepthought42]

til somebody loses and ear
Oh it drips down your neck
Then it falls on the deck
And someone says "hey, what's this 'ere?"

Well you can't wear your glasses
You don't attract lasses
And folks have to shout so you'll hear
Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses an ear

Chorus:
Oh it's all part of being pirate
You can't be a pirate w/all your parts

Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses a hand
Oh it squirts and spirts
And it bloody well hurts
Pain only a pirate can stand

Well a nice metal hook
Is a fashionable look
But then you can't play in the band
Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses a hand

Chorus

Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses an eye
It stings like the blazes
It makes ya make faces
But you can't let your mates see you cry

Well a dashing black patch
Will cover the hatch
And make sure your socket stays dry
Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses an eye

Chorus

Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses a leg
It hurts like the dickens
Your pace never quickens
Hobbling around on a peg

Ask your sweetheart to marry
But too long you've tarried
And now you can't kneel down and beg
Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses a leg

Chorus

One more...

Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses a.....whatzit ;)
You didn't choose it
But you'd still hate to lose it
And you're hoping that somebody spots it

Then the doc comes along
And he sews it back on
Or he ties it up tight and he knots it
Being a pirate is all fun and games til somebody loses a whatzit.


-Pyrates Royale "Being a Pirate"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WWOmA5Or4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0pXeWm36Y0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wLx_fJ9M1U

P.S.! Pirate weekend at the MD RennFest is Sept. 27th & 28th. I know I'll be there! :toast:

[Danger Mouse]

1. Dear lord...where have YOU been??

:hug:

[deepthought42]

2. getting drunk with pirates?

Uhhhh....doing homework. Who wants to read King Lear for me? *crickets* No? Fine, screw you all! ;)

Where have YOU been? Huh? HUH??? lol