Wow! I played a great new game tonight!!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

Here is how it works.

The game is called "Switch".

You stick one thumb in your mouth, and the other up your ass.

Than someone yells "SWITCH"!!!

The game really wasn't that good.

Actually, it kinda sucked.

[Lil Missy]

1. Reminds me of an old joke I heard.

A farmer had a problem with one of his cows going cross-eyed. He called the old country vet who cured the problem by inserting a pipe into the cows butt and blew into the pipe, thus making the eyes go straight.

This happened several times, and the vet was able to fix the crossed eyes in this manner most times, until one day, it didn't work. He blew and blew with all his might, to no avail.

The farmer said, let me try it. He proceeded to remove the pipe, turn it around the other way, and blew hard enough to fix the cows crossed eyes again. The puzzled vet asked the farmer, why did you switch to the other end of the pipe??

The farmer responded, "I was not going to put my mouth on the same end YOU did?!?!"

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Jesus Christ....

That's pretty good! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[Lil Missy]

3. .....

Thanks, I'll be here all week. :)

:hi: