Top 10 Pirate Pick-up Lines on "Talk Like a Pirate Day"

[sakabatou]

I hope this doesn't get locked...

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[sakabatou]

1. No takers?

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. TLAP Day was a major DU flop this year

More evidence that the Lounge isn't what it used to be.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. ~sigh~ care for some grog, me matey?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. That depends

First, tell me why she's wearing baseball pants — and, apparently, a cup. :shrug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. hell, I ddin't draw her...I just googled her...she is 3D

not 44 double D with a huge camel toe :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Well, thank Dog for that!

Imagine how tough it'd be to find her a proper uniform.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. I say ,,,as long as she can hit 'em out of the park...

we will find her the uniform ;) :D :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. How's she even gonna get the bat around?

I hated Dave Parker. Now, here's the 'Rat of the '70s:







(I also hated Bruce Kison because he once tried to pick up my girlfriend at a Dodgers game. And she was only 16 at the time.)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. she was only sixteen ...

sorry...reminds me of a song ;)

but, yeah. that has to suck. How old were YOU? :D :hide:

[elshiva]

2. Don't release the Cracken.

;)

[Left Brain]

9. "What's your stArrrrrrrr sign?"

arrrrr :)

[yorgatron]

12. here's a proper pirate wench pinup

[leftofthedial]

13. Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

you horny?

[elshiva]

14. Yes, I'm horny.