What do you do about nosy neighbors?

[sniffa]

Being an almost lifelong city boy, I've never really had to deal with nosy neighbors. I mind my own fucking business and so do they.

Is this a problem anywhere? :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

1. I only know one of my neighbors.

She's an older lady and I drive her to the grocery store sometimes. She's very nice and my son likes her.

Other than that, I have a nodding acquaintance with the ones who have kids LK's age and couldn't pick any of the others out of a lineup. And I like it that way.

[DarkTirade]

2. I'll show you in the form of an algebra equation.

(Normal daily routine) - (curtains) - (clothes) + (absurd amounts of nose picking and buttscratching, but only if you use the right order of operations) = (Less nosy neighbor)

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I don't have nosy neighbors. I'm lucky in that regard.

We get together for picnics, BBQs, etc. and we look out for each other, but nosiness isn't an issue.

[flvegan]

4. Two words: pit bulls. Neighbors leave me the fuck alone.

Plus, I'm walking in my yard at all hours of the day in shorts and a tanktop, muttering to myself. I'm the Vincent "The Chin" Gigante of my neighborhood.

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Are you there courtesy of the U.S. Marshals, DEA, or FBI?

I've heard that some witness protection programs are better than others and I like to plan ahead.

[flvegan]

6. You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.

Because you could melt all this stuff.