Link to tombstone page, please?

[ThatsMyBarack]

I requested to leave DU this morning, and I'm wondering if my name is there yet.

I've pretty much dug my own grave.

[Droopy]

1. You shouldn't have to request to leave

It's just something you do.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. just stop posting. take a break. type in mishmosh for your password.

50 ways to leave your lover, baby!

[Ptah]

3. . .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=175047

[Fran Kubelik]

4. If you can post, you're not banned

:shrug:
Sorry you're having a bad morning. How about just taking a step back for awhile?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Just take a deep breath, take some time off of DU

and come back when the stuff posted here doesn't stick in your craw quite so much.

[Droopy]

6. Evidently you haven't been too bad

Give us a link so we can judge for ourselves.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. yeah...link please. What did we miss?

:popcorn:

I saw the locked threads but WHAT started it all?

[Gormy Cuss]

8. No you haven't, but if you keep this up you will have.

Take a break please.

[Forkboy]

9. Er...if you're posting you're clearly not tombstoned.

[Haole Girl]

10. Hey

Been there. They don't TS you upon request.

Maybe you could take a break & then come back later? :hug:

[Boojatta]

11. "I've pretty much dug my own grave."

Are you trying to put grave-digging companies out of business? What are you, a Communist or something?

[LeftyMom]

12. If you don't want to post quit posting.

Asking to have your account shut off (and almost invariably asking for it back later) just makes more work for forum mods and admins. If you don't want to participate be an adult, show some self control and just don't post anymore. We are talking about leaving a message board, not kicking heroin.

[Haole Girl]

13. ROFLMAO!

It is like kicking heroin - or worse - for some of us!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

14. You mean there is a DU graveyard somewhere?

I'd love to see it.

[UndertheOcean]

15. lass , just stop posting

[Enrique]

16. why not go out with a bang

go to the DU rules page and try to come up with a single post that breaks all of them at the same time.

[ironflange]

17. If you really want to be deep-sixed. . .

Just start saying nice things about

McCain
Palin
Bush
Cheney
Limbaugh
Hannity
O'Reilly

(etc. ad nauseum)

You get the idea. It won't take long!

[AlCzervik]

18. if you really want to be ts'd Skinner can make it so.

maybe you don't want it bad enough.

[lady raven]

19. Yes, it sounds like a break would be in order

I've done it many times. It sounds like you are in need of some time away. Just step away, gain a fresh perspective, and come back to us when you're feeling better about things.

[Jamastiene]

20. Uhm, methinks you are just not trying hard enough.

One sure fire way to get tombstoned is to post as much porno as you can.

Here's what you do:
Make thread after thread with links to good free porno sites (I would, er, I mean, many people would, prefer those with movies as opposed to just pictures) until they put a stop to all that....

Let me know before you begin though, so I, er...I mean, those who look at such smut ;) can update our, I mean, their ;) bookmarks before those threads are gone. :evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

21. Oh, and if you do that...

please don't forget the porn for women sites!

:evilgrin: