My printer's about to get schooled on my mad skills of punching it.

[LaraMN]

I NEED to print out a couple of pictures for my "yard display"; I mean I NEEEED to! I'm completely excited about setting it up, and now my stupid printer claims there is a "paper jam" or something. I have gone so far as to unplug said printer, turn it upside down, and shake it. I have assured it that there is no paper jam, but it insists otherwise. I'm getting really mad. Sometimes I hate technology. Hate, hate, hate it.

:banghead:

[Tektonik]

1. Freeper printer

Is it a Dell?

[LaraMN]

2. No, it's a cheap Lexmark piece of crap.

The power light is blinking at me in a most antagonistic fashion.

[hobbit709]

3. Lexmarks are good for two years max

then they crap out with paper jam or out of ink error messages. Don't buy a Dell-it's just a Lexmark with a Dell label on it and proprietary cartridges which cost even more than Lexmarks.

[LaraMN]

4. Damn it!

I just bought this thing last year!

It is GOING to print. Mark my words.

[LeftyMom]

12. Lexmarks are the most unreliable peices of shite ever.

Though HP isn't much better, having long squandered their past reputation for quality.

[mainegreen]

5. Most printers are disposable, much like Bic razors.

They loose money on the printer, but make money on the cartridges.

Chuck it.

[LaraMN]

8. Nooo!

Now it's become a battle of wills and I HAVE to make it print.
I'm going to disassemble the fucker.

[Bake]

9. Don't let that farker beat you!!

Show that printer who's boss!

Bake

[DS1]

6. I'd punch that cartridge slot

[LaraMN]

7. YEah!!!

What is a cartridge slot!?


:bounce:

[DS1]

11. It's where you put the cartridge

[Midlodemocrat]

10. A few months back, I was sorely tempted to throw mine out the

window for much the same reason.